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Wolfie Activity Page!

Happy Sunday Afternoon!

I hope you're enjoying some restorative time.  To help, here is a WolfieToon that you can color!  You can print it out, or maybe you have some sort of Art Ap to employ.  

(And if you employ Art Ap, he will be very grateful, because he has Bills to pay, and both Bills are becoming impatient.)

But even if you don't care to color, there are still things to do!  

Find the Hidden Bottoms in this picture!

One is very obvious, it is a butt that has been hidden.  There are (at least) eleven other buttock shapes!  

(I didn't even really intend to put them in when I drew this cartoon!  I must just be obsessed with the form of fine female fannies, and, if you are too, you will discover these shapes, and maybe even make up more!!)

The "answer key" will be at this very blog later!

You can also add dialogue for Sammy Spanker, Caroline the Cow, and Patrick Pig!

You can even mark which of the planks of that barn wall would make the very best paddles!

Enjoy!!

As Doc Brown Said, "GREAT SCOTT!!"

 Wednesday, September 22, is ERICA  SCOTT'S birthday!

So, here's a Party 'Toon!

What's better than Birthday CosPlay?  Why-- 

And Elucidation!  

(Remember to elucidate only in approved elucidation areas)

Lots of Love, Erica!!

Faaaaaaaaaaall In!

This Wednesday, September 22nd, is the first official day of Autumn!  

But there's a bigger event we'll be celebrating then, so to mark the change of season now, I present this colorful WolfieToon!

And Co-Starring Foley the Sound Effects Cat!!

Now you know some drawing secrets!

 

Warm Wishes For Your Labor Day!

 

The First Saturday of September!

 

Frankenstein Day!!

 Hiya, Kids!

Author  Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley  

was born August 30, 1797, and so the Powers That Be have designated today-- 

FRANKENSTEIN  DAY!!

To celebrate, here's a brand spankin' new WolfieToon!

And some previous efforts!

Tink Redux!

 What kind of ducks?  Are they in a row?

I had done this 'toon years and years ago, but now it's a little better drawn and more "on model!"

Alien Abduction!!

To close the gap mentioned in the previous Sci-Fi post, a new WolfieToon with an Alien and Straaaange Experimentation!

Sci Fi Saturday!

 'Twas the late writer-editor-agent Forrest J. Ackerman, known to us fans of "Famous Monsters of Filmland" magazine as "Uncle Forry," who coined the term "sci-fi," in a nod to then-current rage of "hi-fi" recordings.  A lot of hip fans now refer to the genre as "SF," but I've never been hip.

Some people look at the "inventions" of past speculative fiction and marvel at how they've "come true."  What I think happened is someone with technical skill thought, "What a great idea!  Wonder how I could actually make that?"

Surprisingly, I've never done a cartoon with Outer Space Aliens or BEMs! (Bug Eyed Monsters)  The closest I've come is the Creature enforcing the Black Lagoon sporting regulation, which Harry has kindly featured at this "Vanilla Spanking" post!  I have taken a George Lucas liberty and fixed the original colors a bit!

And here are a couple more in the "What If" vein!

But no Aliens?  Hmmmm...

And In This Corner~!

(Singing) "And He Will Flip Her! Flip Her! Over his Knee~!"

Smacks of Science Fiction!

Welcome to the Future, Denizens of the 1950's!  

This is the Year 2021 A.D., with wonders and marvels unimagined in your time!

The real reason for this post is to have you go check out Harry's latest entry, "The Spankings of Future Past!" over at Vanilla Spanking!

It's terrifically entertaining!

She's In Good Hands!

A Sore Chore!

"Oh, William, the Pain! The Pain!!'

Today, the wonderful and redoubtable Erica Scott was musing on the alarming TV cartoon violence we Baby Boomers took in stride in our youth.  Taken seriously, of course, someone being flattened under a falling safe or having his nose blown off by a stick of dynamite would be horrific.

But my idea is that the alleged violence portrayed in the works of Messrs. Tex Avery, Chuck Jones, Dave Fleischer, et al., is hilarious because of the surprise, because it's so outrageously exaggerated, and, because it's so often Just Desserts for Reprehensible Characters, provides a satisfying release without anyone being really hurt.

As a demonstration, I'll rerun this particular WolfieTroon featuring Exaggerated and Unnecessary Cartoon Violence.  The Language, however, has been made Acceptable For All Audiences.

And Erica responded, "Okay, that's damn funny!"

Pajamas in Public?!

 Public PJs have been a "thing" for a while now.  Tsk.

Larken asked me, "So, what's the difference between pajamas and sweatpants in public?!"

That could depend, of course, on the Jammies, but an important difference is,

 Pajamas In Public are more likely to get you spanked!  🐺😜😁

(By the way, our store manager PJB is supposed to be a caricature of my dear friend

Phil "Overbarrel!!" )

National Bikini Day!

 Well, according to my Calendar of Odd Holidays, today, July 5th, is National Bikini Day!

Gee, I just put up a bunch of Swimsuit Spankin' WolfieToons a coupla posts ago... maybe there's a few I didn't include?

Enjoy the sun and fun!!

Go Fourth With Joy!

 Or, if Joy can't go with you, take Maggie!

Anyway, THIS holiday seems a bit better than a year ago, eh?

I do have a new cartoon a-comin', but not really for Independence Day, so here are two that are so old they'll be new to some of you!  Seems I did three cartoons for the 4th of July my first year at "Discipline & Desire!"  Behold:

The first WolfieToons for "D&D" were a very cartoony style, because I thought it would be quicker to do.  I was wrong!

So the later ones were a little different!

Enjoy your holiday!

BANG!  BOOM!

and WANGO!