WolfieToons by Dave Wolfe

WolfieToons by Dave Wolfe

Saturday, June 1, 2013

Wolfie's Myth Adventures!

My fragmented attention has been needed for various family crises, and so this blog has languished unused and undusted for two months.  My apologies to any who sought fresh inspirational material and cheap thrills here.  Let's see what I can do to make it up to you. 

This week's WolfieToon at "DISCIPLINE & DESIRE" illustrates a little-known Greek myth that demonstrates the consequences of making mischief, creating chaos and confusion, and generally acting like a horse's-- well, generally misbehaving.

Yes, that is the Greek Mythological Hero Heracles,  who the Romans re-named Hercules.

The first time I encountered Hercules was via the Trans-Lux TV Cartoon in 1964;  I was eight, and Cadet Don had it on his morning kids' show on KTRK, Channel 13 in Houston, Texas!  A fella named Johnny Nash sang the rousing theme song;  he had a big hit later with "I Can See Clearly Now!"

Does this version of Herc seem familiar?  I think I know why...

In any case,. I fell in love with this cartoon.  Thought it was the coolest thing. ever.  But then,  was an easily impressed, unsophisticated eight-to-ten-year old.  Looking at it now, I see elements of goofiness that must have been irresistible to makers of TV cartoons in the Olden Days.  For instance, in the first cartoon-- Behold!  Lurking in a dark cave, seeking whom he may devour--

EEK!  Run!!  It's the JackieGleasonOsaurus!!

"And Awaaaaaaay We Go!!"

There was also this suspiciously suggestive upskirt shot the first time Herc leapt off Mount Olympus!!

Yeesh.  Well, some of you may like it.  Myself, I enjoyed the nicely-rounded bottom they gave Helena, Herc's alleged girlfriend.  But watch him go all Li'l Abner in her clutches. 

Look at his hands hanging fecklessly there!  How clueless can ya be?!
Unless you're an unsophisticated eight-to-ten year old boy..

They redesigned the characters after that first cartoon.  Helena seems a little less curvy--

--but Herc is a lot Toppier!  Look at him about to spank her!  
Well, okay, he didn't, but it sure LOOKS like he wants to! 

Now the Heracles / Hercules of ancient myth was very Toppy, and anything but clueless.  In fact, for the originators of those tales, Herc was so aggressively, impressively, and admirably masculine that he frequently had his way with any number of girl bottoms, boy bottoms, mythological monster bottoms, possum bottoms-- there was just no stopping the testosterone-mad lad!!

Not that I knew anything about that at the time.  The Trans-Lux TV cartoon drove me to the school library to check out and devour every single volume of Greek / Roman mythology on the shelves, several of which were beyond my official grade reading level.  Sexual references, implicit or explicit,  zoomed over my head unheard and unheeded.

Of course, I caught up, and when Disney re-released "Fantasia" a few years later, I knew exactly why the Centaurettes in the "The Pastoral Symphony" episode appealed to me.

As a lad, I also began to enjoy the strangely-dubbed Sword-And-Sandal movies on TV Saturday afternoons, with Hercules portrayed by Steve Reeves!!

And  Gordon Scott!!

And Alan Steel!!

Of course, there were lots of others,  which later included Lou Ferrigno and Former CA Gov Arnold!

Then came Kevin Sorbo-- the first Hercules ever to wear pants!!

On a regular basis.

Oh, and because you would expect some actual spankage on the WolfieBlog, here's an Endart drawing of Kevin Hercules' buddy Xena spanking her bosom companion Gabrielle.

There were lots of other versions of Heracles / Hercules, too, like the one appearing in Marvel Comics:

This fella fueled the frisky fantasies of one Jennifer Walters, AKA the sensational She-Hulk!

(That's by John Byrne in "The Sensational She-Hulk," Vol 2, Number 8, Cover date December 1989-- page 11!) 

Now, speaking of comics... starting in the nineties, producer / animator Bruce Timm began making TV cartoon versions of the DC heroes for Warner Bros.  After having a big hit with his "Batman" series, he decided to follow up with the biggest of them all, but was having trouble settling on a pleasing design for Superman.

That looks pretty good to me, but Bruce rejected it.

Then one of his collaborators brought in a videotape of those old and odd Trans-Lux "Hercules" cartoons, just for grins, and Bruce had a look and cried, "Eureka!":  (Or something like that.)  They copied the face exactly, which I think completed the circle!

And now, to reward the fellas for their patience thus far, here are a couple of Babes drawn by Bruce Timm.  It'll keep your... interest up. 

Oh, there was another, much better cartoon version of Hercules.  The Disney crew did it, and did it extremely well!

(Here are the Muses singing "From Zero To Hero!"  You'll catch a glimpse of Hades, who in the rest of the flick is played to perfection by James Woods.) 

Well, maybe all this will whet your appetite for ancient pop culture.  

(Eros, also called Cupid, and Pysche.)

So next time you're cruising the library for racy reading material

you could try a good version of Greek / Roman Mythology.  You might find something to spark your interest.

The Original Top:  Zeus / Jupiter, wielding a really wicked whip!

Thursday, March 28, 2013

Wishing You A Colorful Holiday!

Thought you'd like to peek into what Larken calls "The Eekster Basket" featured in this week's WolfieToon at "DISCIPLINE & DESIRE:"

Kaki said that my holiday cartoons with women devouring chocolate and getting spanked are really starting to "hit home!"

Have fun-- I hope my 'toons and the new stories at "D & D" this week add some real warmth to your celebrations!

Sunday, March 24, 2013

Birthday Greetings!

The many wonderful birthday greetings I got  from talented and loving people deserve their own showcase!

This delightfully clever lyric is from Larken!  Sing along!!

Dave the Magic Wolfie howls at the moon,

And frolics on the interwebs, and draws those WolfieToons.
Little spanking capers, all that kinky stuff,
Swats and stings and ouchy things, he never gets enough.

Dave the Magic Wolfie howls at the moon,
And frolics on the interwebs, and draws those WolfieToons.
Dave the Magic Wolfie howls at the moon,
And frolics on the interweb,s and draws those WolfieToons.

Forever he is drawing, transforming bottoms pale. 
Wolfie does his own research on rosening girl's tails.
Forever he is searching for bottoms plump and round;
Naughty Imps will lower their pants when Wolfie comes around.

Dave the Magic Wolfie howls at the moon,
And frolics on the interwebs, and draws those WolfieToons.
Dave the Magic Wolfie howls at the moon,
And frolics on the interwebs, and draws those WolfieToons.

Spanks don't sting forever, despite our protest noise;
But painted bums and penciled puns will always bring us joys.
Today is Wolfie's birthday, the Dave that we adore;
The day he started on this path, to make us Imps so sore.

His head's full of tomorrow, planning his next toon.
Wolfie's got an itch, you see, to spank some Imps real soon. 
He is our life-long friend, so the Imps must all be brave;
We'll take his birthday spankings now, and Happy Birthday, Dave!

Dave the Magic Wolfie howls at the moon,
And frolics on the interwebs, and draws those WolfieToons.
Dave the Magic Wolfie howls at the moon,
And frolics on the interwebs, and draws those WolfieToons.

Happy Birthday, DW!

Now, good as that is, it's even better to hear her actually sing it!  Larken has a trained voice with a Joan Baez quality!  I can't play it for you here, so you'll have to take my word for it, and believe that's no hyperbole!

Once again Phil "Overbarrel" employs his Poser Robot to create hilarity and horniness!

My friend Dave Wolfe, of Wolfietoon fame, is having a birthday today *:D big grin.  Of course, at our age those regularly scheduled birthdays are actually just an irritating, yearly reminder of just how old we are now *:)) laughing.   In order to help Wolfie take his mind off this, I wanted to try to get him the perfect gift.  After giving the matter a lot of thought it dawned on me that I don't know what constitutes the "perfect" gift for Wolfie *:-O surprise! Wolfie is the only one who really knows that, so why not just let him pick out his own birthday gift?  The more I thought about it, the more it seemed to me that, in this case, shopping for the perfect gift just might BE the perfect gift, so I decided to take him in and let him pick out his own present this year *:> smug.

By the way, yes, I do look exactly like that, all buff and everything, except maybe I'm actually more evil-looking.

Kaki told Barbara it was my birthday and had her hustle on over!

And Kaki also wrote these worthy rhymes! (Say that fast five times!)

Today is Wolfie's birthday,
So everyone come out and play.
For his 'toons we all give thanks,
For all the girls he gives spanks.

There once was a 'toonist named Dave,
Who spanked girls in his cave.
He painted their bottoms red,
Kissed, then sent them to bed.
And made them promise to behave.

Michael employs Top Logical Math:

Happy Birthday, DW. 

Season and I hope all your b-day wishes come true, and knowing you they start with you invoking Top Logic and delegating your birthday whacks to a number of imps starting with little miss Larken getting the first 25.  

Followed by naughty Kaki receiving the next 25 then Bree taking 25 hard smacks for you and finishing with Season receiving the concluding 25 plus 1 extra for luck and a bum pinch to grow an inch. 

Pretty good stamina for a guy celebrating his 100th.  Here's to another 100, Dave.  :)

Bree herself wrote: :

Happy Birthday, DW!

Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday, DW. Happy Birthday to you.

Kaki and Larken volunteered to take your birthday spanking. Kaki and Larken volunteered to take your birthday spanking. Just in case you didn't notice, Davey Wavey.
Kaki and Larken volunteered to take your birthday spanking.

How old are you now? How old are you now? How old are you, Herr Wolfe? 

*GASP!* Wait! Herr Wolfe! *WORRIED*

Ummm...How old are you? Yooouu, yooouuu are not a werewolf, are you? *worried* YIKES! *bree runs away*

I'm not only a werewolf, Bree, but an underwearwolf, from whom no Imp can hide from a hiding!!  "Even a Top who does kinky art and shaves his face at night, may become a wolf when the Imp doth loom, and shines her moon quite bright!"  

(By the way, a couple of those images are from Flickr, and one I'm sure is from RICHARD WINDSOR, who has a fine collection of Bithday Spankin' Pictures at his site!!) 

Charlie of the House of Tunasheart, whose ideas graced several WolfieToons, wrote: 

"I hope you have a great one - especially warming other bottoms.


Thanks, Charlie!  Yes, I'm always on the lookout!

And thanks to everyone!

Monday, March 18, 2013

Madam I'm Adam

If lovely Larken's fantasy had been true, the world would be a much different place!

According to Shel Silverstein, there might even be unicorns. 

In any case, you can see her fine fancy and my delineation this week at "DISCIPLINE & DESIRE!"

The stories this week include Penny getting spanked in her pajamas (well, technically, without her pajamas)-- Gabby time traveling to trouble-- Dovey feeling very warm down south, out west-- Denise with a warm popo in the dojo-- and Tana getting a tanning!


Sunday, March 17, 2013

Dave O' Wolfe

Dave O'Wolfe here, sayin' Happy St. Paddy's Day to ye! 

Sure 'n' it does me heart good to be after seein' my work out dancin' today with Season and Michael at "BLOSSOM & THORN" and with Dave at "THE CHERRY RED REPORT!"  Thanks, me Buckos!

And that is all the bad Brogue I'm going to inflict upon you.

Enjoy the day, and may your lass greet you in these: 

Wednesday, March 13, 2013

St. Paddy Whackin'!

In case you were doing actual important things and weren't aware, this Sunday, the 17th is St. Patrick's Day!

And all lasses not wearing green will actually be inviting you to pinch their bottoms.

Well, I suppose it's possible that might not include every woman. 

Tell you what, fellas, you go ahead, try it first, and I'll bring up the rear.

Here's a fella bringing up the rear, too, from this eight-year-old holiday cartoon at "DISCIPLINE & DESIRE!"

The new cartoon is over at "D & D", as well as the latest batch of stories.  Those blue letters will take you over for free chapters and story snippets! 

Sunday, March 10, 2013

Where's Wolfie?!

Because he's a helluva fella, Michael (of BLOSSOM AND THORN) sent me an e-mail asking, "Your last post was on Valentine's Day-- are you and your family all right?"

Mike's a good friend, and the short answer is, yes!

But it does raise the question-- WHERE'S WOLFIE?!

(Click on the pictures below to see!)

Maybe he's just with the folks at the local theater, checking out the new 3D releases!

Perhaps he's in Rome at what wonderful Springrose calls "The Pope Pickin' Party!"

  He might be out with the gang anticipating March Madness?

It's very possible for him to be among the beach crowd for Spring Break, sketching Research Bikini Pictures!

Maybe he's the one who cried, "LOOK!  Up in the SKY!" and got everybody all overexcited about a bird or a plane.

There's not enough material for me to try to make Wolfie Cartoon Sales explode by faking my own death, so the dull reality is I've been attending to normal, happy, but time-consuming matters at home and at work, and there have been computer problems that make doing almost anything online take a terribly troubling amount of effort and time. Hopefully those will be corrected soon!

Thanks for looking in!!  More to follow!!