WolfieToons by Dave Wolfe

WolfieToons by Dave Wolfe

Wednesday, August 21, 2019

Larken Lyrics! Here's Some More-Ay!

Feel like Italian tonight?  Maybe you're feeling an Italian tonight? 




Either way, you're sure to enjoy this rendition of an old favorite as brilliantly parodied by the terrifically talented lady Larken!!

                                    THAT'S AMORE                                                   

by Larken 
10-19-11
 
 
(In Spankoli, where love is King, when Top Meets Imp, here's what they say~!)
 
When the moon hits His eye 'cause you're over His thigh
That's amore!
When He makes your tush shine 'cause you've had too much wine
That's amore!
Imps will sing, what's that thing, ouch what sting,
But they'll sing a cappella!
Imps will prance; they will dance, without pants
Like a hot tarantella!
 
When your Top is old school and He makes a new rule,
That's amore!
When you dance on His lap with each loud ouchy slap,
You're in love!
When you're spanked 'til you gleam,
It's your dream, and you might want some-more-ay
Scuzza me, but you see, back in old Spankoli
That's amore!
 
When His spoon makes you cry 'cause you did not comply
That's amore!
When His brush makes you whine 'cause you stepped out of line
That's amore!
Tops will say, "Imps obey."
You might stray, and 'cause you're not vanilla,
You'll be tipped,
Over all the way,
Spanked without delay,
He's a real Toppy fella!
 
You're an angel all day, and you just want to play
That's amore!
Then Top Logic appears and you're flipped OTK,
You're in love!
When you're life is a dream that's come true, you adore your Signore
You lie over His knee and you're spanked happily,
That's amore!


(If perchance you're rather young, or you've never waited in line listening to the music feed at Olive Garden, here's the original song!)


Saturday, August 17, 2019

Stan Strikes Again!

Well, I don't know if the Spanker pictured here actually is Stan/E, but it's certainly a striking bit of artwork, displayed at this post over at "Au Fil des Jours!"




Long-time lookers-at-WolfieToons might recognize it as a "finish" over this pencil sketch "layout!"



Here is a translation, and a slight color tweak to pinken the people.  It's probably a weak translation, but if you native speakers-- maybe even Stan himself!-- can help me make it more idiomatic and truer, I'll  fix it, and give you the credit!




Stan said he was quite taken with the romantic attitude of the sketch some time ago, and decided to have fun drawing his version!  I like it a lot, especially the eyes!

I don't know if he ever saw the completed WolfieToon:




Oh, and I even adapted it for New Year's!




Now you have more versions than you want or want to tolerate!

Stan is an artist of considerable talent, and you can see a lot more of his work at his blog, even more Translated WolfieToons, like this one.

(I still like the gag, but there's some perspective problems in the drawing that I'm not going to point out if you can't see them.)





It's Awfully Warm Outside!

As a matter of fact, I'd say it's pretty darn hot!  But it's such fun to get outside and do the things you really enjoy!




Sunday, August 11, 2019

The Lady Larken Birthday Post!



Today is the birthday of the beautiful, clever, passionate, and redoubtable Larken!




Golly, I hope I don't lose count during her birthday spanking and have to start all over!  

Again.



Anyway, here are three of the "Discipline & Desire" WolfieToons that she wrote!

Enjoy!








Tuesday, July 30, 2019

Wednesday, July 24, 2019

Professor Tom's Graduate Student! (A Wolfie Pastiche)

Bet you've seen the MGM Tom & Jerry cartoon from 1948, "Professor Tom," in which the big cat fails to teach the little tomcat Topsy how to be a ferocious mouser.  In fact, at one point, Topsy happily releases Jerry Mouse, earning a hard spanking from Tom until Jerry come to the rescue by breaking Tom's tail.

If perchance you haven't seen the actual cartoon, you've probably run across the GIF all over the Web.

Well, I thought it would be a lot more fun if Tom took a post-graduate coed in hand instead of the little tomcat.   Let's call her Patty Plushbottom.  Behold!





Friday, July 5, 2019

Happy Holiday Weekend!

Howldy!

Here's a brand-new WolfieToon for your Fourth Celebration!

It maybe should have been here yesterday, but you were probably off eating hot dogs and watching stuff blow up, anyway.  This way I've extended the fun!





Sunday, June 9, 2019

It's My Point Of View, Anyway!





 I suppose certain Spankees might argue that not everyone thinks these POV cartoons are as cute as I do.

But who's the Top in this situation, anyway?

Besides, it was a great way to beat the deadline back in the day.