WolfieToons by Dave Wolfe

WolfieToons by Dave Wolfe

Monday, October 17, 2011

Well, For Cryin' Out Loud!

What do you suppose happened here?


It musta been pretty drastic!

You can click the bold blue letters to go see at this week's  "Discipline and Desire" update!

Also on view, the teases from the five new "D&D" members' stories, and THREE free D&D Ebook chapters!

Shannon Stevens takes you to the ranch in Montana for the exciting opening of "Smoking the Bare!"  (There are wolves!)

Maren Smith takes you backstage for a performance "The Diva" wasn't counting on!  (She'll break glass with those notes!)

And from Kate Robins's "Instinct" anthology is sexy underworld suspense in "For Old Times' Sake."  (The atmosphere tingles, and her bottom is about to!)

OH!  And I never got back to tell you about the other free Ebook chapters in last week's update, so scroll on down and get all squirmy sampling  OTKRomance's "The Reunion" and Robin Smith's "Millennium Falls!"

Enjoy!  And mind you don't knock over your cup.

25 comments:

  1. Geeezzz!!! Can I have a little Special K (Corn Flakes) and banana with my milk, Sir? Meoowww!!! That reminds me of a story, but it's too long to post here.....

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  2. Many thanks, Bree! As you may be aware, I SPECIALIZE in corn!

    Why, NO story is too long to post here! So if you wanna TYPE it all out-- by all means, please do!

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  3. Too late, DW, my cup went flying, but the only good thing about that is since my coffee was spilled I couldn't do a spit-take. :-)

    Great new WolfieToon and wonderful stories on D&D. Thanks, Dave.

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  4. Holy cow! No whey! That milkman is udderly unfair. What a Muenster! I'm sure she's really a Gouda girl, didn't do anything without Parmesan, and he's just Feta up that she doesn’t laugh at his cheesy puns. He should let her Brie! Maybe she should have buttered him up. It's obvious who the real culprits are here, but I guess that's something this innocent Imp couldn't provolone, and now it's her dairyerre that's getting whip creamed.

    A very amoosing and legendairy toon, DW! :-)

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  5. Larken, you should learn to be more curdeous to our host. I suppose with all that milk on the floor they will have to strip and let the dairy air.

    Larken, you were really milking those cheesy puns today.

    Great toon, Wolfie.

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  6. Kaki! That's it! "With all that milk on the floor they will have to strip and" - take a milk bath! Just like Cleopatra! This establishment needs to be turned into the Loca Albus Dairy Spa! :-)

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  7. I meant their dairy air. :-(

    Larken, if I strip to take a milk bath me and my po-po will stay close to the wall, for safety reasons

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  8. Aw, I know, Kaki. Of course, you meant their dairy air! :-)

    But getting spanked in a milk bath at a spa?! That's only going to happen when puns fly.

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  9. Larken, everyone knows that punguins can't fly. Oh, I get it, we are never going to get spanked in a milk bath spa. Curdle fooled me.

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  10. Howling with laughter at Larken and Kaki's puns!

    I cheddar to think of such talent let loose!

    But fret not for our fair Imp, this tale will have a happy ending-- by the time her spanking is done, I'm sure Mr. Lupus will be feeling more than a little leche-rous, and one good churn deserves another!

    Oh, Mike-- want some cream for your coffee? We have lots!

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  11. He he! :-) I like the way you churn a phrase, Kaki!

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  12. We're just trying to keep up with the Pun King, DW!

    Gouda Night, all!

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  13. OH, Larken our puns passed, arriving almost the same moment, and you made butter use of it than I! Now I'll haveta churn you over my knee!

    But first I'll have to install a viaduct to get to the other side of the milky spa!

    (Chico: "Okay, I give up-- why a duck? Why-a no chicken?")

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  14. Pun King! Anybody feel like Chinese?

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  15. The poor imp in the picture needs to call the calfary for help. Mr. Lupus' energy is starting to evaporate as he condenses his smacks in the same spot.

    Larken, like Dave said, one good churn deserves another. :-)

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  16. No Chinese but suddenly I am in the mood for a milkshake. :-)

    Gouda nighta to alla youda. I will be watching that cow jump over the moon tonight, after all it is made out of cheese.

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  17. Anyone for pun king pie?

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  18. Calfary!!! Kaki! You are hilarious! And getting way too good at this. :-)

    O Queso, I can see nothing gets pasteurize, DW! Girls just want to havarti fun! Over your knee?! Just so you know, Ice cream!

    If I'm good will you buy me a mascarpone?

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  19. Thanks, Larken, I have the best mentor and womentor? ;-) I have tormentor at home.

    Larken, screaming is moosic to DW's ears so you might want to butter him up or steer clear.

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  20. And we'll have pun, pun, pun, 'til her daddy takes the cheese words awaaaay!!

    You two are too much!

    Smooches and love pats when I can get back up off the floor!

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  21. And suddenly I've come over esurient for some curdy comestibles!


    CLICK HERE IF YOU PLEASE!

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  22. I love, Monty Python, thanks Wolfie.

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  23. Dave, you crack me up with your little snippet from the Bries Boys.

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  24. Thanks, cute Kaki, me, too! (Someday I may spank someone completely different: an Imp with three buttocks!)

    Ah, yes, the soulful surfin' sounds of the sixties! I wish they all could be happy California cows! (Great cheese, you know.)

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