Where's Wolfie?!

Because he's a helluva fella, Michael (of BLOSSOM AND THORN) sent me an e-mail asking, "Your last post was on Valentine's Day-- are you and your family all right?"

Mike's a good friend, and the short answer is, yes!

But it does raise the question-- WHERE'S WOLFIE?!

(Click on the pictures below to see!)

Maybe he's just with the folks at the local theater, checking out the new 3D releases!

Perhaps he's in Rome at what wonderful Springrose calls "The Pope Pickin' Party!"

  He might be out with the gang anticipating March Madness?

It's very possible for him to be among the beach crowd for Spring Break, sketching Research Bikini Pictures!

Maybe he's the one who cried, "LOOK!  Up in the SKY!" and got everybody all overexcited about a bird or a plane.

There's not enough material for me to try to make Wolfie Cartoon Sales explode by faking my own death, so the dull reality is I've been attending to normal, happy, but time-consuming matters at home and at work, and there have been computer problems that make doing almost anything online take a terribly troubling amount of effort and time. Hopefully those will be corrected soon!

Thanks for looking in!!  More to follow!!

Everybody Knows The Song, Few Remember Robert Burns Himself!

"Auld Lang Syne" used deliberately archaic language when the poem was new, but the sentiment itself remains always!  May your new year improve vastly upon the last, and may you toast everything and everyone that made you who you are, sharing the compassion born of your sorrows and the joy that makes life worthwhile!

I think the lovely lady in this week's WolfieToon at  "DISCIPLINE & DESIRE" is gonna want this ice, and not necessarily for the champagne.

Speaking of which...

Here's some auld advice that's appropriate-- if you're at a party and have the opportunity for hugging and kissing, keep BOTH  hands free in case you wanna add a loving grope and smack!

And here's a celebration from New Year's Eve 2007!  Phil "Overbarrel" thought it was hilarious that the guy in the back there is so hammered that he's spilling his drink down his front.  I'd take credit for that, but in truth... I just didn't draw it right!

I haven't done much here lately, but this blog just passed an anniversary that I'll address soon!  Meanwhile, enjoy the 'toons scattered here, all the way to the start, if you've patience to scroll and back-Blogger-- enjoy the new stories and snippets at "D & D"-- and enjoy your spankin' new year!

   

  

The WolfieToon Multiple Crumple Guarantee

The WolfieToon Multiple Crumple Guarantee states, "If this cartoon sucks, at least I killed as many trees as possible trying."

Although lately, being made more sensitive by people who have a gentler, more loving relationship with paper, who fold it into marvelous configurations, I have been doing more erasing and lighter under-drawing, so that more paper lives out its natural life.

But I confess that a harsh, cracking crumple is viscerally satisfying.  Extremely.

I ran across the following items on a disk that show that things don't always go the way you want at first, but perseverance pays. Here is the first attempt at the Halloween WolfieToon with Boris and Elsa:

Not quite what I wanted, so I went back to the drawing board.  

I got that far, thinking I was doing better, but after coming back with a fresh cup of coffee, I decided it was actually worse.  Soooo... more work, and I finally got to this:

The end result you've seen..

The lesson here, Kids, is:  Be patient and gentle, but firm;  you can always spank something into shape.  Wink wink. 

Wolfie Birthday!

Why yes, you Lovely Imp, today IS my birthday, and I would be DELIGHTED to give you a big yummy piece of chocolate cake.  Come right over here! 

As the celebration begins--

Oops.  Oh, um... this isn't what it looks li-- 

Oh, hell, yeah, it's EXACTLY what it looks like.  So?!

Anyway, I thought I'd share some of the fun and the warmth (read into that whatever you want)!

Season and Mike just put THIS POST up at "Blossom and Thorn," and I thank you!

Lovely Lady Larken sent me this Birthday song!  Watch for the cute kitty butts!

More Added Thursday Afternoon!

Thank you all very much, I'll come back after the Family Party to answer your comments and new song lyrics!

Meanwhile, Kaki arranged THIS birthday present!

WOWEE!!  Pretty good, eh?  Makes me wish I could trade places with Major Nelson every day!

**BOINNNK!!**

Hey, look!!  Kaki has genie powers, too!!

Oh, there's the doorbell.  Well, what a delightful surprise!!  Larken brought over a few of the girls!!

Now THAT'S a party!!

More in a while!

   

    

The First Shall Be Posted

You have Erica Scott to blame for this WolfieBlog.  Go spank her.  But you might have to get in line, she's very popular.  


Anyway, this dear one and I were together at the "Southern California Spanked Wives Club" when MSN gave it to Whirled Groups (misspelling on purpose).  Soon it became terribly troublesome to do anything much there, so Erica began a blog at MySpaz (misspelling also on purpose) and suggested that I do the same.


So I did, but pursuing social network link-ups wasn't important to me, and so for the longest time, MySpaz reported that "Dave Wolfe Has 2 Friends."


That was freakin' HILARIOUS!!


But soon MySpaz also became a particular pain in the patootie to operate, so Erica packed up and began her fabled Blogger Blog!  And eventually I came here, too.  .


NOW, in THIS POST this gorgeous troublemaker is recommending that everyone repost their very first blogs, from the suggestion that Secret Spanko made HERE! 

Great idea, huh?  Tell ya what-- Here is my first cartoon published at "Discipline and Desire!" 

My first blog at MySpaz had a Halloween cartoon you've already seen, and incoherent mumbling  about learning how to work the darn thing.  So here is my SECOND blog, which has nothing to do with spanking, but is rather Wolfie: 

MySpace-  December 13, 2006
Makes You Proud To Be Canine

Okay, Kids, gather 'round and Grampa Wolfie (wheeeeeeze kaff kaff) will tell ya all about the days when comics were only a dime to 12¢ 'cause they were done cheaply on newsprint and it was the Olden Days when people were only making a buck an hour anyway.  

In that faraway time, comics not only featured superheroes, but funny animals, funny kids, funny teens, cowboys, spies, detectives, lovers, ghosts and goblins-- and the most amazing dog ever-- REX the WONDER DOG!!  

REX made Rin-Tin-Tin and Lassie both look like Odie!  For example~~ 

Here is REX breathing underwater and saving a babe from a naked octopus:

Here is REX swinging on a vine to save a tree-bound babe and her boytoy from Charlie The Lonesome Cougar:

Here is REX riding to the rescue on My Friend Flicka and playing a little grabass at the same time:

Here is REX trying to mate with Flipper's Daughter (notice her smile!):

And finally (for now)  here is REX about to kick a DINOSAUR'S ASS!!

(A lot of that artwork, if anybody cares, was done by one of my favorites, the late Gil Kane, famous for later runs on "Green Lantern," "The Atom," "Spider-Man ," "Conan the Barbarian," and much, much more!)

I'll be looking forward to wandering the web to see what other firsts show up!

  

**Edit and Addition Feb 16th!**

I gotta insert this bit that Larken e-mailed to me 'cause it's so dagnabbin' cute!!  She says:

 

 Oh,  and I've been thinking.  Maybe Wolfie could get his own show.  Let's see…

 

REX the WONDER DOG                          WOLFIE the WONDER SPANKO

 

* Breathes underwater…………………….….……..     * Spanks over underwear

 

* Saves a babe from a naked octopus……. * Spanks a naked babe  

 

* Swings on a vine…………………………….…………..      * Swings his arm & Imps whine

 

* Plays a little grabass…………………….……..…..     * Plays a little grabass      

 

* Tales of pounding excitement……….…..…..   * Tales of astounding tail ignitement

 

* Sir Rex Four Footed Knight……………………     * Sir Wolfie Two Handed Spanker

 

*  Made Lassie look like Odie…………………….    * Spanks lassies

 

* Mystery of the Midget Sub……………………     * Mastery of the Midnight Sub

 

* Rex kicks a dinosaurs ass………………………..    * Wolfie spanks a divine, sore ass

 

*Four Footed Defender of the West……...  * Two Footed Defender of Jest

Thank you,  Darlin' Larken!  (Stands and Applauds!) 

Halloween Evening: A Wolfie Poem / Pastiche

'Twas Halloween evening, a bright crescent moon, 

not a creature was stirring, they didn't have spoons. 

The cobwebs were hung on the front door to dare

all little Impsters to Trick-or-Treat there.

'Cause Wolfie was waiting, with chocolate in paw,

to capture a bunch of the girls that he saw!

In cute little costumes they pranced through the street

with bags full of mischief to blackmail for sweets!

Then from the back yard came loud giggles and chatter!

He jumped, and the candy all fell from the platter!

Away to the back door he tripped and he stumbled!

Comaneci herself never had such a tumble!

The moon and six pants (hanging out there to dry)

gave the Luster at first all 'twas out there to spy.

When, what to his wondering eyes should appear

but over the fence climbed spankable rears!

He perceived they'd been trying a Halloween prank,

to Tee-Pee his house without getting spanked!  

Alas, now their plan had gone rather lame,

so he whistled and shouted and called out their names!

"Hi, Springrose, and Larken, Hey, Kaki and Bree! 

Season and Sarah and Jules the Pixie!  

Now, Lea, Veronica, Hermione, too! 

Poppy and Bonnie and Kiwigirliegirl, you!

Erica, Libby, Brandy and Pink!

Zelle and Shewolf the Lady, I think!

To Top is a chore, if I Top you all!

But I have invited more guys to this ball!"

And then in a twinkling all the spankings began, 

though warm, rosey bottoms had not been their plan!

Wolfie drew up his paw as the cue for his crew,

and down came their hands and some implements, too!

The Imps-- how they wiggled as heinies went cherry!

Their cheeks began glowing, the Tops were all merry!

And the smackings and whackings were heard for a mile

giving those in the know lascivious smiles!

No mischief was now going to be the Imps' works,

and they called the guys "turkeys" and "meanies" and "jerks!"

So the spanking continued 'till all were quite calm

and throbbing was felt both in butts and in palms.

Wolfe doled out the treats, to his team gave a whistle,

exclaiming how pockets now seemed to have missiles!

So he lowered the lights and he locked all his doors

and he howled to the night, "That's what spankings are for!!"

Uniformity

And Lo!  Another school year is upon us!  And to celebrate, here is a "Discipline and Desire" WolfieToon from six years ago:

Speaking of  "Discipline and Desire",  and characters in uniform, this week's update features a new WolfieToon with a new adventure strip character:  

(Any resemblance to any other colorful adventure strip characters is strictly coincidental and parodic in nature.)  

There are five snappy snippets of the stories "D&D" members get this week to whet your appetite, and two entirely free "D&D" story chapters for everyone to enjoy that may involve even more wetness!  ("Can I get a wetness?!")  

Barbara tells you the first part of "Beth's Story," and Mandy Rogers details some of "The Appalachian Cure!" 

Enjoy, and be on time for class, or else-- YOU know!! 

Whodat??

I based this character on a famous person.

Spanko Sparx, of the Sparx Brothers!.

No, I'm kidding...

It's Horny Smurf.

And you'll see the reason for that lascivious leer at the new "Discipline and Desire" update!

There are also five free samples of this week's fare for D&D members, and two free chapters of the D&D books everybody gets to read and wiggle!  Jessica Wallace and Michelle Carlyle will show you how apt is the name "Discipline... and... Desire!!" 

You have been warned.

"How Hot Is It?"

It's so hot ice pops are melting in the freezer...

It's so hot squirrels are pouring Gatorade on their nuts...

And (Thank you, Mr. Carson!) it's so hot I saw two fire hydrants fighting over a dog!

And if you think THIS looks hot--

--you should see the other indicator in the new WolfieToon at this week's "Discipline and Desire" update!

The sizzling snippets show what members get this time, and I promise you'll be carried away by  the two free chapters from the "D&D" books:

Maren features a debate about spanking your wife in front of the class... oops, wait-- in class, there is a debate about wife spanking-- in the first chapter of "How To Live Without a Man," and Deborah Plum brings a credit fantasy to life in "Behavior Modification!"  Hmmm, late fees....

Dig it!! 

Imp-udent!

Does this girl look impudent?

Does it look like this Imp might get a dent?

You can see for yourself at this week's "Discipline and Desire" update!  By the way, ladies, this week's cartoon falls under the Equal Bun Clause.

Speaking of cheap thrills, do not miss the five scintillating snippets from the stories "D&D" members get this week, and the two free chapters for everyone to enjoy!  I personally promise you some grins and shivers from Michelle Carlyle's opening chapter of "Legacy," and some pulsating patty-cake from "The Baker's Man" by Belle, writing as Barrie Abalard!  


Belle and Michelle, they're swell!

(Darren McGavin Voice) Why, It's A Major Award!

Well, spank her butt and call her Pinky!  


Dave liked that "Discipline and Desire" Wolfietoon so much he's featuring it at his Cherry Red Report, and he and his colorful cast of characters have even given it this Cherry Award for "Excellence In Art!"

Now, I could be a wise guy (imagine such a thing) and say Dave needs to get out and see more art, but I'm very pleased, and will refrain from such drollery!


Thanks very much, Dave! 

Delighted!

There are a lot of businesses that use the corny cliche about "delighting our customers."  


This customer certainly looks delighted.  Damn near ecstatic.

You can see this happy shopper in the new WolfieToon at this week's "Discipline and Desire" update!


There are also five snappy snippets from some of my favorite "D&D" authors, and, for all to enjoy, two entire and entirely free chapters from "D&D" books:  an out-West trip to the woodshed (so to speak) for a gal in Judith McLaren's "Vengence Creek," and the intriguing first chapter of Robin Smith's "Hopler's Happy Toads!"  (Her husband said, "All right, young lady, that's it, I toad you and I toad you!"  No, no, no. that's just WolfieStuff-- Robin writes much better!)


Enjoy!

The Story's Pending...

A WolfieToon from "Discipline and Desire":

WHO Made the Dog MAD? (Woof! Woof! Woof-woof!)

(Isn't Kaki cute when she impatiently stamps her foot?  But she's right, this entry is overdue-- I'm running behind like a pimp!)


The puzzle in this pic is who pissed off the pooch?

Could it have anything to do with these pretty purple panties?

Mmmmmmm. COULD be!


The answer is at this week's "Discipline and Desire" update, along with five snippets of fun and frolic involving happy toads, bargain shopping, wife training, civilization, and knights in white Saxon (boy that's a long way to go for pun, eh?)  


Also for everyone's enjoyment, two free chapters from "Discipline and Desire" books:  the first form "Pandora's Box" by Jordan Grace (sex on the beach is not just a drink) and the second tale is one of Nattie Jones' "Spanking Stories To Warm Your Bottom... and Your Heart" featuring a pair of newlyweds and One Every Morning!


Have a ball!!