WolfieToons by Dave Wolfe

WolfieToons by Dave Wolfe
Showing posts with label cute cartoon butts. Show all posts
Showing posts with label cute cartoon butts. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 21, 2022

Here We Come A-Caroling

This afternoon the guy on the Classical Music Station said "Carols are dance music."

I never knew that!  But, look:

"The word carol is derived from the Old French word carole, a circle dance accompanied by singers (in turn derived from the Latin choraula).  Carols were very popular as dance songs from the 1150s to the 1350s, after which their use expanded as processional songs sung during festivals, while others were written to accompany religious Mystery-plays (such as the "Coventry Carol," written before 1534)."

--William J. Phillips, Carols: Their Origin, Music, and Connection with Mystery-Plays (Routledge, 1921, Read Books, 2008) p.24

Didn't know you were gonna pick up some esoteric knowledge just looking for cute li' cartoon butts, didja?

I bet this Carol will be doing a little dance herself:




Tuesday, June 21, 2022

Summer Play, Part Two!

 Here are a couple more hot, sunny weather themed WolfieToons.

When I began a weekly cartoon for the long-gone subscription story site "Discipline & Desire," I thought it would be easier and take less time if I used a very simple, cartoony style.  I was wrong!

So I did what I felt like, experimented, and had fun!  Hopefully everyone else did and will, too!



Time For Summer Play!

 Happy Summer Solstice!

It's the Official Start of Summer, and the Longest Day of the Year, so there's lots of time for all that healthy, invigorating, warm-weather-type activity!


Just remember your safety rules!!


Tuesday, May 31, 2022

BEEEEEEEEEEP! This Is A Test Of The WolfieToon Hinderance Alert Procedure! (W.H.A.P.)

 The Blogger settings have gone goofy!!

It says I should sign in, but acts like I already am, except it won't let me make any replies to comments as myself. Signing out and back in doesn't change anything.  

Robots.  Chee!!

So here's a Random Test Posting!








This concludes this test of the WolfieToon Hinderance Alert Procedure.  

Had this been an actual post with new cartoons, you would have been instructed as to where to 'toon in your area to grin and get horny.    

This was only a test.

Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.


Sunday, April 17, 2022

Thursday, April 7, 2022

Interlude: Shakespearean Spanking!

 Speaking of the Bard~!

There was a dumb rhyme we used to say as kids: "Shakespeare!  Kick in in the rear!"

This is similar, but classier:




Tuesday, March 22, 2022

A Nifty Nugget From The Twenty-Tens, A Bedazzling Birthday Ballad By Lovely Larken, Here on W-O-F-Eeee!

You guys and dolls don't know what you're missing!

Larken wrote a "Green Eggs And Ham" spoof about "Good Girl Spankings" that hasn't been published, and it's loads of fun!  Maybe if she knows someone who might give it some Psuedo-Seuss Drawrings~~?

But in the meantime, I'll repeat her birthday gift for me from a while back, a Peter Yarrow pastiche, a bit of whimsey about the wizard-like Wolfie!



 

Friday, December 31, 2021

Ringing In The New With The Old!

 I'm always surprised that there's SOMEONE who hasn't already seen these WolfieToon reruns!  So-- here are some in chronological order!  May 2022 be good to you!









Sunday, December 19, 2021

BRRR!

 (As in, "Brrring It On!!")

December 21st is the First Official Day of Winter, but already in my town at the moment, it's 18°!

Funny thing is, Christmas Eve here they're predicting a high temp in the UPPER 70sRather odd.

However, we'll fight the cold as it comes in the Traditional Wolfie Manner, starting with a thirteen year old 'toon!


(Something funny about the way I drew that.  Is she getting a hotfoot as well?)


I hope Bill Watterson is doing well these days!!

Say, remember those Po-Po Paddlin' Penguins from Last Post?
How do you suppose they learned that trick?!  Behold! A Cold Snap!





He's not nipping at her nose!
Maybe I should invite him over for a nip!
Or a stroll in the park?


Larken wants this one on a mug!


Stay Toasty, Amigos!


Friday, December 17, 2021

Meanwhile, Way up North~!

Do you hear what I hear??


Or see that bright red glow yonder??


Birds do it!  Please do it!  Take your slappy little wings to it!


So we'll shed some light on the subject.


And up at the Shop--


Christmas Magic In The Making!!