Happiest of Birthdays, Erica!

If you go out in the woods today...

Ah, at last, a little nip in the air, to get outdoors and put some color in your cheeks!

If you'll nip 'round to "Discipline and Desire," you'll see the rest of that colorful cartoon, five fine snippets from the current stories for D&D members, and two free cracklin' chapters for everyone:

The start of  "Endless Love" by Jordan Grace, and the first of Jessica Wallace's "Painful Choices!"

And now I must leaf.

Featuring Lyndal Ferguson! And Gill!

Lyndal Ferguson is a pro whose exceptional work has graced many an album cover and magazine!

(You'll recall the song, "Devil In Disguise?")

I had the privilege of meeting Lyndal at MySpace, and we swapped a couple of notes.  He has a particular knack for the humorously scary, often using the Prismacolor watercolor pens. 

I wish I could switch this witch!  (Actually, I'd rather feel with my paw, that just made a better rhyme.) 

And I get a bang outta his well-crafted details! 

This week, Web-Ed is featuring Lyndal's Creature Feature painting over at "The Chicago Spanking Review!"  

Love all the detail, the flora and fauna, the sparkling water, and the bright pink handprints! Or, er, clawprints?

Obviously, Lyndal and I both grew up reading "Famous Monsters of Filmland Magazine," staying up late weekend nights for "Shock Shock Theater," or its local derivations, and painting and gluing together the Aurora Monster Model Kits, because very similar ideas occurred to us!  Here's a "Discipline and Desire" WolfieToon from several Octobers ago:

Pretty funny, eh?  Great minds think alike... or Spankos run in bunches... Well, anyway, it makes a great excuse to show all these!

By the way, the Gill Man really did like to handle pretty bottoms:

Hey, I bet there are a lot of Monster Spankings on the Interwebs!  I'm gonna go look!!

Meanwhile, to enjoy more of Lyndal's scarily fine and funny offerings, check out his MySpace collection HERE and the work Web-Ed features at "Chicago Spanking Review" OVER HERE!

Panty Lines!

And the problem with panty lines is what??

"Why Hasn't Wolfie Been Around On The Blogs?"

Autumn Activities!

So Autumn activities have begun, and although the very worst of the heat is done, things still seem a little warm.

Well, sure, that'll do it.

That's a "snippet" of this week's WolfieToon over at "Discipline and Desire," where you'll also find five snippets of the new stories for D&D members!

And there are THREE free chapters of D&D books for all to enjoy this time! 

Sebrina Winchester's winsome characters examine domestic discipline in the opening of "The Family Secret" --

Jordan Grace's involving bunch deal with the ramifications of opening "Pandora's Box"--

And Barrie Abalard (Belle, really) presents two sexy strangers giving new meaning to the term "taking one for the team" in the beginning of "Playing Through The Pain!"

Enjoy, and crack the window a bit, would you, please?

The very model of an imp!

Here is Tinker Bell, desperately trying to extricate herself from the keyhole of the drawer she was shut into in the Disney version of "Peter Pan."

(Larken sent me that animation, bless her very much and many love pats!)

Now, imagine that scene twenty-two feet tall and fifty-two feet wide, and the impact it had upon fourteen-year old Wolfie in the darkened movie theatre!  I was transfixed, mesmerized, completely captivated, then and forever in love with that imp! 

Tink has truckloads of personality and attitude, and I discovered that a lot of that was the talent of the spritely young actress-dancer that Mr. Disney, his directors and animators hired to model Tinker Bell-- Margaret Kerry!

Margaret has lots of these pictures at her website, "Tinker Bell Talks!"

(I've wondered if she actually performed that little booty dance, and if they still have those clips.) 

But look what Margaret also shares on her website--!

That was among the publicity pictures-- and Margaret says it was the most popular publicity picture!-- for one of the first big TV family sitcoms, "The Charlie Ruggles Show," starring Charlie Ruggles as Daddy Charlie Ruggles, and Margaret Kerry as his naughty college-aged daughter!

Or, maybe after this, she wasn't naughty enough to get spanked on TV.  Drat!!  

Some brides have been, y'know.

 (And yes, I know that was only a publicity shot, too!  I watched the whole movie waiting for it!  Drat again!)

(By the way, if you can't remember seeing Charlie Ruggles before, you have if you've seen Cary Grant and Katherine Hepburn in "Bringing Up Baby!"  And if you haven't seen that, you have a lack to address!)

Anyhow, I thought it was delightful that the model for the pixie so many would love to lovingly spank actually got some loving spanks herself!  (Or we can pretend so!)

His Countenance Doth Shine

Say, that dude looks happy, eh?

If there's a particular reason, you'll see it at this week's update at "Discipline and Desire!"

And if you're not already a fan of the authors whose works so frequently appear there, you will likely be after the five intriguing snippets from the new stories for members, and the two chapters everybody gets to enjoy:

The first chapter of Laura Smith's "The Haunting of Elm Groves Library" and the opening of Robin Smith's "The Blue Light of Home."

Book Larnin'

This tome evidently has a strong emotional content.

Or else our fair maiden is reacting to the exorbitant cost of college texts.

Or maybe there's something else going on?

I couldn't imagine what, so let's slice on over to "Discipline and Desire" to examine the question.

And while there, take note of the five snippets of salacious stories for "D&D" members this week, and, by all means, after studying "The Canterbury Tales" over coffee (that would be your cup and Chaucer) relax with the free "D&D" book chapters for all to enjoy!  

I particularly like the sassy, sexy, somehow vulnerable lass in Dulcie Taylor's "The Last Conquest," and you can meet the Knights of Knee (OK, that's just WolfiePunnery) in Chula Stone's first chapter of "Your Smile Come Morning."

Now where did I leave my hickory stick?

Uniformity

And Lo!  Another school year is upon us!  And to celebrate, here is a "Discipline and Desire" WolfieToon from six years ago:

Speaking of  "Discipline and Desire",  and characters in uniform, this week's update features a new WolfieToon with a new adventure strip character:  

(Any resemblance to any other colorful adventure strip characters is strictly coincidental and parodic in nature.)  

There are five snappy snippets of the stories "D&D" members get this week to whet your appetite, and two entirely free "D&D" story chapters for everyone to enjoy that may involve even more wetness!  ("Can I get a wetness?!")  

Barbara tells you the first part of "Beth's Story," and Mandy Rogers details some of "The Appalachian Cure!" 

Enjoy, and be on time for class, or else-- YOU know!! 

Whodat??

I based this character on a famous person.

Spanko Sparx, of the Sparx Brothers!.

No, I'm kidding...

It's Horny Smurf.

And you'll see the reason for that lascivious leer at the new "Discipline and Desire" update!

There are also five free samples of this week's fare for D&D members, and two free chapters of the D&D books everybody gets to read and wiggle!  Jessica Wallace and Michelle Carlyle will show you how apt is the name "Discipline... and... Desire!!" 

You have been warned.

"How Hot Is It?"

It's so hot ice pops are melting in the freezer...

It's so hot squirrels are pouring Gatorade on their nuts...

And (Thank you, Mr. Carson!) it's so hot I saw two fire hydrants fighting over a dog!

And if you think THIS looks hot--

--you should see the other indicator in the new WolfieToon at this week's "Discipline and Desire" update!

The sizzling snippets show what members get this time, and I promise you'll be carried away by  the two free chapters from the "D&D" books:

Maren features a debate about spanking your wife in front of the class... oops, wait-- in class, there is a debate about wife spanking-- in the first chapter of "How To Live Without a Man," and Deborah Plum brings a credit fantasy to life in "Behavior Modification!"  Hmmm, late fees....

Dig it!!