Pin-Ups, Their Puppies, and Cockapoos!

Frisky cartoons often feature frisky canines!

One of my all-time favorite pin-up painters, Gil Elvgren, frequently had his gals interacting with their dogs!

This Art Frahm girl didn't lose her pup.

Dean Yeagle's Mandy usually had her Scotty nearby.

Cal Slayton shows us a Lucky Pup!

Dogs have forever been tugging away swimsuit parts, like this one by Wolfgang M. Otto. 

Likewise, I like to include furry friends in the WolfieToons from time to time!

All of which brings up a tail.  Er, tale.

One of the WolfieToons for "Discipline and Desire" featured a Grinning Baker getting her round white fanny smacked with a big wooden spoon by Boss Baker for creating Gingerbread Men with Something Extra, thus:

"D&D" Editor Reesa Roberts thought that was fall-down-funny, but was also concerned that Our Web Host Naughty Stuff Police would object to Cookie Penises, at least on the opening home page, and asked me, "Is it necessary to show the little cockapoos?"

So I did this version, which I thought also got the point across, and maybe was even funnier, but not nearly as funny as calling them "cockapoos."

  

Then my somewhat rebellious nature took hold, and on the very next cartoon I decided, Damn the Torpedoes, we WILL show the little Cockapoos!!  

Reesa wrote back and said:

"Sorry, but those aren't cockapoos.  Those are dogs."

I love her!

Hearts and Bottoms!

"Hearts And Stars Near Her Bottom" is

A.  A Card Game

    B.  A Patriotic Song

                                    C.  A feature of this week's WolfieToon 

                D.  Two-thirds of the above

The answer is "True," and so far, both Springrose and Phil of "Overbarrel" fame have told me they liked that very much!

I've always thought hearts and bottoms went well together

especially because bottoms are, to my eye, heart-shaped, especially in spanking position.

And I'm evidently not the only one to think so.  (I'll insert a credit when I find out who drew this!)

Hm, that might actually be a "bubble butt."  

A long time ago, I tried to find out how the stylized "heart-shape" came to be.  Someone suggested it was the form of two swan's necks together when mating.  Aw!  Someone a lot less poetic and much hornier said it was a representation of the vulva.  And someone with an outright dirty mind (tsk!) said it was inverted testicles.  (I hate when that happens.)  

Well, I don't give much credence to either of those last two ideas, because then YouTube would ban "I Love Lucy" for showing sexual images, and we all know YouTube has a strict-- and strictly enforced-- policy against showing sexual images.

But the shape does look like a delicate derriere to me.

So if you're looking for a heart on Valentine's Day, or maybe just a heart on, check out this week's update at   "Discipline and Desire!"

There are Valentine's Day themed stories this week, and the two free chapters are from the start of Michelle Carlyles'  "Legacy"  (not pulling your legacy!) and Kathryn Jay's "Smooth Landings" (and landing on something smooth, I bet!)

Let the chocolate gorging commence!

The First Shall Be Posted

You have Erica Scott to blame for this WolfieBlog.  Go spank her.  But you might have to get in line, she's very popular.  


Anyway, this dear one and I were together at the "Southern California Spanked Wives Club" when MSN gave it to Whirled Groups (misspelling on purpose).  Soon it became terribly troublesome to do anything much there, so Erica began a blog at MySpaz (misspelling also on purpose) and suggested that I do the same.


So I did, but pursuing social network link-ups wasn't important to me, and so for the longest time, MySpaz reported that "Dave Wolfe Has 2 Friends."


That was freakin' HILARIOUS!!


But soon MySpaz also became a particular pain in the patootie to operate, so Erica packed up and began her fabled Blogger Blog!  And eventually I came here, too.  .


NOW, in THIS POST this gorgeous troublemaker is recommending that everyone repost their very first blogs, from the suggestion that Secret Spanko made HERE! 

Great idea, huh?  Tell ya what-- Here is my first cartoon published at "Discipline and Desire!" 

My first blog at MySpaz had a Halloween cartoon you've already seen, and incoherent mumbling  about learning how to work the darn thing.  So here is my SECOND blog, which has nothing to do with spanking, but is rather Wolfie: 

MySpace-  December 13, 2006
Makes You Proud To Be Canine

Okay, Kids, gather 'round and Grampa Wolfie (wheeeeeeze kaff kaff) will tell ya all about the days when comics were only a dime to 12¢ 'cause they were done cheaply on newsprint and it was the Olden Days when people were only making a buck an hour anyway.  

In that faraway time, comics not only featured superheroes, but funny animals, funny kids, funny teens, cowboys, spies, detectives, lovers, ghosts and goblins-- and the most amazing dog ever-- REX the WONDER DOG!!  

REX made Rin-Tin-Tin and Lassie both look like Odie!  For example~~ 

Here is REX breathing underwater and saving a babe from a naked octopus:

Here is REX swinging on a vine to save a tree-bound babe and her boytoy from Charlie The Lonesome Cougar:

Here is REX riding to the rescue on My Friend Flicka and playing a little grabass at the same time:

Here is REX trying to mate with Flipper's Daughter (notice her smile!):

And finally (for now)  here is REX about to kick a DINOSAUR'S ASS!!

(A lot of that artwork, if anybody cares, was done by one of my favorites, the late Gil Kane, famous for later runs on "Green Lantern," "The Atom," "Spider-Man ," "Conan the Barbarian," and much, much more!)

I'll be looking forward to wandering the web to see what other firsts show up!

  

**Edit and Addition Feb 16th!**

I gotta insert this bit that Larken e-mailed to me 'cause it's so dagnabbin' cute!!  She says:

 

 Oh,  and I've been thinking.  Maybe Wolfie could get his own show.  Let's see…

 

REX the WONDER DOG                          WOLFIE the WONDER SPANKO

 

* Breathes underwater…………………….….……..     * Spanks over underwear

 

* Saves a babe from a naked octopus……. * Spanks a naked babe  

 

* Swings on a vine…………………………….…………..      * Swings his arm & Imps whine

 

* Plays a little grabass…………………….……..…..     * Plays a little grabass      

 

* Tales of pounding excitement……….…..…..   * Tales of astounding tail ignitement

 

* Sir Rex Four Footed Knight……………………     * Sir Wolfie Two Handed Spanker

 

*  Made Lassie look like Odie…………………….    * Spanks lassies

 

* Mystery of the Midget Sub……………………     * Mastery of the Midnight Sub

 

* Rex kicks a dinosaurs ass………………………..    * Wolfie spanks a divine, sore ass

 

*Four Footed Defender of the West……...  * Two Footed Defender of Jest

Thank you,  Darlin' Larken!  (Stands and Applauds!) 

Charlie Beats the Winter Blahs, and Li'l Miss Naughty Has a Birthday!

Just when you thought we'd escaped fairly well, Winter is socking us again.  Good thing I have some warm socks.

My friend Charlie Tunasheart sent me a note with the following tale:

"I don't remember if I told you what my wife remarked about in the car during Winter.

She recalled a car commercial about one with a 'warmer' in the seat, and said, 'I'd like a warm seat.'    

I just smiled at her!!!!!!!"

Gee, Charlie, you'd think the Mrs. woulda learned by now!!  Well, for the two of you, here is an older Winter WolfieToon!  (And the rest of you can look, too.)

The new cartoon is up now at "Discipline And Desire," along with five snippets of new stories and two full, free episodes from D&D books for you to enjoy:  "The Long Arm of the Law" is from Celeste Jones's story stash, and you kin git awn out west with Brandy Golden to  "Dusty's Ghost Town!"

Today is also Jules's birthday-- the delightful pixie from the UK you've seen around here from time to time who signs herself "Li'l Miss Naughty!"   

Have an especially fine day, Jules!  I hope you see my greeting here, because Yahoo keeps sending the e-notes back!  Wotta buncha Yahoos!  Or maybe I have your address wrong... Nah, I think it's the Yahoos!

Look, you got an LOLCat!!

These Pajamas Could Keep Me Up All Night

Not that the pajama patterns are so loud, but the pajama patting might be.

That's de-tail from the new WolfieToon at this week's update at "DISCIPLINE AND DESIRE!"

Quoth the Bard, "To sleep... 

 ...perchance to dream!" (Dream courtesy of Richard Windsor's collection!)

There are many obvious reasons why dreaming of a woman in her pajama bottoms over our laps appeals to us male spanker types... (Thanks, Audrey!)

And yet there are a lot of women who long to be roundly spanked in PJ's!  

That might have begun, as Veronica and Pixie demonstrate, with something involving Mom...

... Maybe it was Dad.  (As played by the lucky fella here whapping Lily Anna!)

Heck, it even could have been Aunt Clare!

(Yes, I know she was actually playing the mom here, hush.)

 There might have even been some teamwork involved!

  

  And possibly experiments at those dorm slumber parties!  (Yay, Sarah!)

But, however it came to be, the end result is a penchant for pajama paddling...

 ...having your fanny striped...

...until it's pink and shiny!

So now you know-- it's a mutually pleasurable event!  (It's still funny to say that about butt-smacking, eh?!)

Those of you my age will remember that song from the Monkees about "so righteous  making fudge, your Auntie Grizelda!  So proper, pushing others over her knee!"

Well, that's how I heard it. .

 Now if you scroll down quickly, this will almost be like one of those animated "GIF" spanking pictures! 

Anyway, I just thought I'd post a few of my favorites;  there are LOTS and LOTS of Pajama Spanking Pictures on the Web!  As a matter of fact-- and you may already know this, depending upon who you are-- "Punished Brats" has an entire movie on this theme.  You can check it out and see the preview HERE!  

My thanks to everyone who let me steal, that is, share their pictures! 


Oh, and be careful how you phrase things in your search engines!  You might wind up with something like this!

Sharing Some Culture

  Greetings, Beau Monde!  

(Hey, wasn't he Daddy Ward on "Leave It To Beaver?")

Here is a representation of one of my favorite pieces of classical music!

In case anyone doesn't recognize it, that's part of "The William Tell Overture," also known as "The Lone Ranger Theme:"

"Titty-Rump, Titty-Rump, Titty, Rump-Rump-Rump!"

Ah, sometimes I tickle myself!

But you probably don't want to hear about that.

However, if you'd like to be tickled and titillated yourself, you can, if you haven't already, find some delight at "Discipline and Desire!"

The new WolfieToon explores Communication, and, along with peeks at the new members' stories, you get to see the first chapter of Belle's thriller,  "Networked," and Deborah Plum's heroine begins a bright new direction in the first part of "Behavior Modification!"

My thanks to all the Imps (some of whom you might recognize?) and Photographers and Web-sters for this presentation.

    

Fibhoods

One should never tell Fibhoods.  There are consequences.  And yet,this Fibhoodteller doesn't look very repentant.  That is a puzzlement.

Perhaps you can work it out viewing this week's WolfieToon at the "Discipline and Desire" update!  And black socks are pretty sexy, don'tcha think?

I really enjoyed the two free "D&D" book chapters this week, from two of my favorite genres, and believe you will, too!  In fact, I think you'll want to read more!  

Shannon Stevens's characters made me laugh aloud, and there's some mighty fine Western Whalloppin' in the first chapter of "Wayward Rescues!"  It's a hoot!

Then we discover that Skye Westlocke-- love that name!-- is in trouble-- in fact, we're ALL in trouble-- in Chapter One of Robin Smith's "The Blue Light of Home!"  Resistance may or may not be futile, but it definitely has its consequences!    

Later, Gators! 

Mini Spanking!

Well, not "a short spanking," but "a spanking in a short skirt."  Maybe her name is Minnie.  Anyway, this was on stage and Gilligan features it in THIS "MINISKIRT MONDAY" POST at his wonderful blog "RETROSPACE!"  There's always something entertaining to peruse there!  

I don't know what this production was.  I only know that when I was doing high school theatre, we never got any scripts with spanking.  And Wolfie was sad.