(Stirring music with lots of drums and trumpets and even a harp!)
Faster than a speeding deadline!
More powerful than an ulterior motive!
Able to draw tall blondes with bottoms round!
Look! Look at that guy!
It's a nerd!
It's a brain!
Yes, it's SuperToonMan! A strange visitor from Pulp Fiction, who came to Cyberland with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal Toons.
SuperToonMan, who can change the course of mighty Imps, bend pencil lines with his bare hands, and, who, disguised as Dave Wolfe, mild mannered cartoonist for a great metropolitan blog, fights a never-ending battle for truth (as he sees it), justice (for Imps), and the Spanko-American way!
(The music and some cute bottoms swell!)
(Oh, and before you ask, yes, I look EXACTLY like that. Insert falling on the floor rolling around laughing Smiley Face.)