Wolfie Birthday Tune With 'Toons!

 This year, in Hobbit-fashion, I'm giving you a gift on my birthday! 

One of the most precious presents I ever got myself was a "Puff" parody written and performed by lovely Lady Larken!  And since I have now the technical skill and her permission to post, you can share the glee!

(As you know, you can take it full-size with a click on the bottom-right button!)

(And if there's someone with you whose full-size bottom you want to click, too, be my guest!)

And should you want to run it again and sing along ( and you should!!), here are the lyrics!

Dave the Magic Wolfie howls at the moon,

And frolics on the interwebs, and draws those WolfieToons.

Little spanking capers, all that kinky stuff,

Swats and stings and ouchy things, he never gets enough.

Oh…

Dave the Magic Wolfie howls at the moon,

And frolics on the interwebs, and draws those WolfieToons.

Dave the Magic Wolfie howls at the moon,

And frolics on the interweb,s and draws those WolfieToons.

Forever he is drawing, transforming bottoms pale. 

Wolfie does his own research on rosening girl's tails.

Forever he is searching for bottoms plump and round;

Naughty Imps will lower their pants when Wolfie comes around.

Dave the Magic Wolfie howls at the moon,

And frolics on the interwebs, and draws those WolfieToons.

Dave the Magic Wolfie howls at the moon,

And frolics on the interwebs, and draws those WolfieToons.

Spanks don't sting forever, despite our protest noise;

But painted bums and penciled puns will always bring us joys.

Today is Wolfie's birthday, the Dave that we adore;

The day he started on this path, to make us Imps so sore.

His head's full of tomorrow, planning his next toon.

Wolfie's got an itch, you see, to spank some Imps real soon. 

He is our life-long friend, so the Imps must all be brave;

We'll take his birthday spankings now, and Happy Birthday, Dave!

Dave the Magic Wolfie howls at the moon,

And frolics on the interwebs, and draws those WolfieToons.

Dave the Magic Wolfie howls at the moon,

And frolics on the interwebs, and draws those WolfieToons.

Happy Birthday, DW!

Thank you again, most skilled and talented, lovely and loving Larken!!  This has continued to bring me such joy, and, I trust, all of the Blog Peekers here, too! 

Glory Be! More Paddy Patted Po-Po's!

I'm wondering if this is a good idea;  one cartoon with leprechaun spanking is an enjoyable novelty, but a bunch all at once might just blunt your senses!

Ah, well, let's not worry about it!  Instead, let's have another glass, and some fine and fancy footwork!

Yes, and her feet aren't all that's working, I know!

They do say there's treasure at the rainbow's end, if you can get to it!

But that's not the only place to find enchantment, y'know!

So, I hope your day's been brightened as much as this lovely. lucky colleen's precious. pretty, pink posterior!

Begora~! Paddy Whackin's You Probably Haven't Seen!

 And a Happy St. Paddy's Week to ye!

Here's the very first Irish Holiday WolfieToon I did for "Discipline & Desire," in 2007:

On a related note, in 2015, Seamus McPhee took a Banshee over his knee!  See?

(I think that might be Willow, Willow-Wailing!)

Now, you've seen this couple here on the Woofie Blog:

But they were actually ancillary characters to this "D & D" cartoon:

There are a couple more, but I'll save them for next time!

This Post Is Entirely Irelephant

 You won't believe what I found on YouTube.

A long time ago, I did this cartoon, which got no response at all!

😆

That's not a new idea-- Disney did it, Jay Ward did it, even Educated Fleas did it-- BUT, it has a basis in real life!!

When in Asia, you can stop in for a Simulating Baby Elephant Butt Massage Spanking, like Rose here!

Look how much she enjoyed that!  I suspect Rose with the now-rosy fanny is one of us, Gooble, Gabble, one of us!

Meanwhile, Back At The Ranch--

 --our hero, one of the original stinging cowboys, shows proper respect whilst disciplining his charge.

The Adventures of Paddle Cat!

Every now and then, in moments of desperate bewilderment, one masterful meow cuts through the confusion with the heartening cry:

It's

PADDLE CAT!!

P.C. made his first appearance in this badly-drawn but pretty funny "Discipline & Desire" WolfieToon in 2007:

And returned periodically.

There was a variant in his last appearance to date, in February of 2015:

Although the recent missions of Paddle Cat have not been documented, he is still abroad, straightening the synapses of tangled Tops, and bringing Truth, Justice, and Joy, to say nothing of a really good sting, to beleaguered Bottoms everywhere!

Studs, Censored Language, and Helpful Kitties

I suppose one can't blame this fella for losing control in the situation, but there's already so much harsh ugliness abroad that we shall soften his remarks for some relief, and also for the  young and sensitive peeking in here in spite of adult content warnings.

So, When You Look Out The Window~!

--You may catch a glimpse of Jolly Jack Frost and his little Snow Fairy Mary!

Holy Hallmark, Honey!!

 Today is the Great Excuse for cookies, candy, and kisses!

And if you're really lucky, MORE!!

So, enjoy!

Ahhh!

 

Speaking of the cold--

 There seems to be a lot of this in various places this weekend, so I guess it's best to make the best of it!

I See!!

How Much Wood Can A Woodchuck Swing?

Loving Help!

 Isn't it nice to have someone who loves you enough to help you meet your goals?!

Into The Spotlight

 

Bound And Determined!!

 

T.L.C.!

 "Top Logic Caprice," some of my audience might say.

Thackery

He might be one enterprising puss!

In boots!

Or, maybe he just likes that color!  

But, Wait! There's MORE!

Let's say some more about the participants of the Mistimed Zoom Meeting!

They may all work for the World Wide Wickets Company, trying to succeed in business without really trying.  

Or they could be gathering for a Reading of the Will.  

But in any case, we have 

Bettie Jo Bobolink:

 The youngest and most enthusiastic of the group, she may be reacting to the accidental on-screen sex show.

Or she might have found a bag of M&M's she forgot she had.

Then there's Peggy Upchurch, 

 

who may strongly disapprove of Kinkiness in general, or White Go-Go Boots in particular.

Now, Harry Hasenpfeffer

may have led a sheltered existence and has never seen such displays before. 

Or, he might be horrified at the sudden thought that one of his video files has somehow escaped onto the ZOOM screen.

Meili Wong

is a dear, empathetic soul, who might be upset at the apparent pain caused to her friend's tender little bottom.

  Or else, she's thinking about how long it's been since she's had a damn fine spanking herself.

The figurative or literal Matriarch of our little group is Mabel "Mama" Morgenstern,

who has tried to teach her brood that there is a time and place for everything, and when she gets hold of the miscreant, the paddling will not be for delightful recreation. 

However, Kelly Shields and Ruffles

find it quite amusing, and even suspect this was no accident at all.  Ever resourceful Kelly has already saved Screen Caps.

Now, poor ol' Bob Floswell

is having a genuine "W T F" moment.  Either he is trying to puzzle out what he is seeing on his screen, or is trying to puzzle out ZOOM, and is seeing nothing at all on his screen. 

And we have K.L. Parquette,

lost in her moment of hilarity, exacerbated by the fact that she was saying to herself out loud, "What would go well with my coffee this morning?" just before her screen popped on.

And, of course, here is the couple causing all the ruckus, Michael McGurk and Delores De la Nalga. 

Delores might be the company president, the head of the family, or the ringleader of the mob planning a heist in Las Vegas.  She is definitely the senior partner.

Red-bearded Mike, of Irish ancestry, could be her mate, her personal assistant, her Hired Hairbrush, or all of that.

So, did she order or ask for a sound spanking just before ZOOM time, knowing everyone would get quite a peek, or had Michael just Had About Enough, regardless of event timing?

Ah, that's for your conjecture!

Because this was just really an excuse to show all these characters I worked so long on in better detail!

Wolfie Grin.

Stay Alert!

 Accidents happen, especially after a long, long COVID-filled, horror-show election year, followed by all the Holiday Hubbub-- so just be extra careful as you get back in the Swing!