Larken's SuperToonMan, Illustrated by Wolfie

(Stirring music with lots of drums and trumpets and even a harp!)   

Faster than a speeding deadline!

More powerful than an ulterior motive!

Able to draw tall blondes with bottoms round!

Look! Look at that guy!

It's a nerd!

It's a brain!

It's SuperToonMan!!

Yes, it's SuperToonMan!  A strange visitor from Pulp Fiction, who came to Cyberland with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal Toons.  

SuperToonMan, who can change the course of mighty Imps, bend pencil lines with his bare hands, and, who, disguised as Dave Wolfe, mild mannered cartoonist for a great metropolitan blog, fights a never-ending battle for truth (as he sees it), justice (for Imps), and the Spanko-American way!

(The music and some cute bottoms swell!)

(Oh, and before you ask, yes, I look EXACTLY like that.  Insert falling on the floor rolling around laughing Smiley Face.)

Starry Starry Pants

This detail from the new WolfieToon at "Discipline and Desire" will remind you of that 70's song by Don McLean:

Starry starry pants, 

make her buttocks bright and pink!

Look out,  Mac, 'cause if you blink 

she'll Imp you just because that's how she rolls!  

I'm trying to remember if I've actually seen a woman in starry starry pants, besides Wonder Woman.  


Springrose doesn't have any... Yet.  


Phil "Overbarrel" is searching Sears Catalogs   


I put the dude in a purple shirt because it's Larken's favorite color, and a character she came up with will be on here soon.


While you ponder all that, check out the five intriguing snippets at this week's "Discipline and Desire" update! (The Five Intriguing Snippets were courted by the Dover Boys in the Days of Yore.  And the Days of Mine, too.) 


There are also two complete chapters from "D & D" books for all to enjoy this week:  grins and discipline on the domestic side from "Yard Sale Junkie" by Katrina, and rollicking romp in "The Migration of Conor Boland" by Katy O'Reilly.  ("Oh, really?"  "No... O'Reilly.")


Enjoy!!

Hooray For The Red, White, And Blue! And The Red!

As you see, things are really popping in this week's WolfieToon at "Discipline and Desire!"

It's a sight to make your heart swell with pride!  Maybe other things are swelling, too, and that's swell!


Hope everyone is enjoying the Independence Day weekend!  If you're not in the U.S.of A,. I hope you're enjoying the 4th of July weekend, too, although live fireworks might be harder to find.


Adding to the merriment are the Five Snippets at this week's "Discipline and Desire" update!  (You remember the Five Snippets-- Girl Group from the 60's, lotta hits!)  Naturally, most of those tales are holiday-themed, and, as if the climate isn't perspiration-inducing enough already, there are two free chapters from "D&D" books for everyone to enjoy:  Dulcie Taylor's "I'll Be Stronger Tomorrow," and Jamie Phillip's "Aussie Heiress!"  (And, no, I'm not making a "down under" pun, although you were expecting it of me.)

WHEEEeeeeEEeeEEEEEeeeeBOOM!

And from Historic LOL...

By the way, this animal has information to impart.

Inside Joke!

Those of you who've been around the Blogosphere this past week will know why this kitty looks so sly

and you will also find the title of this week's  WolfieToon at  "Discipline and Desire"  very familiar!


There are, as always, not-to-be-missed snippets of the five spankin' new, hot stories for D&D members, including more Fourth of July tales!


And, maybe best of all, the two free chapters for everyone to read are from a couple of my favorite "D&D" books:   April Hill's thriller, "How Does Your Garden Grow?" and from Michelle Carlyle's "Bad Girls III," Calamity Clarissa heads for certain calamity, if you know what I mean, and I think you do!


Enjoy!!

Petunia Pig Gets Whacked!

Talking about Bob Clampett in the previous post, "Time For Beany," made me remember one of his most famous Warner Brothers cartoons, "Porky In Wackyland!"  (You can click that YouTube link if you've never seen it, or want to again!)  He goes to Wackyland in search of the Last DoDo!


So, the Wolfie Mind being what it is, I thought, "Hm, Porky's girlfriend Petunia should get whacky, too!"  And behold, here is a companion piece for the Daisy Duck Paddling WolfieToon.   

  


I could say "He's really bacon those hams!"  But, no-- one has to know when to curly-tail the puns.

Blossom and Thorn Wolfie Interview!

Season and Michael at Blossom and Thorn are two of the finest and funniest people you'll ever meet, and I am pleased to a ridiculous degree, and likewise proud, to tell you that they invited me into their living room for a rollicking chat! 


They are splendid hosts, and we had more than a ton of fun, which you can enjoy, too, by clicking this link!


I took along a bunch of WolfieToons, some of which you've seen--

--but there are also some you haven't!  


By the way, if somehow you missed the remarkably entertaining interviews done recently with Erica Scott and Bonnie of "My Bottom Smarts", those links will catch you up!  


Enjoy!!

Wolfie Warm Ups!

Not to be confused with a sweat suit.  Or maybe you thought of THIS warm up:

But what I'm really talking about are doodles, preliminary sketches, and stuff I do when I need a break so that I don't break something.  Here, for example, is a quick page in tribute to one of my cartoonist heroes, Marie Severin! 

Here are some "life sketches" of spankable girls:

You remember the fairy being dragged off by the leprechaun?  

 

They were the "secondary" couple in a St Pat's WolfieToon at "Discipline And Desire."  Here's the first sketch, and there is a quality I like.

Another D&D cartoon featured the One-Eyed, One-Horned Flying Purple People Spanker.  Here are the Purple People Spanker Preliminaries:

And here is the final version;  you may have seen this one at Devlin O'Neill's Web Log (And Poppy's, Too!)

Oh--by the way...