Wolfieversary: A Gray Celebration

Well, this blog has been around for a year now, and to mark the event, I went rummaging through the old cardboard box and found some stuff nobody's seen, or at least not very many bodies:  old cartoons from Arild's Moviespanking Yahoo Group, forgotten sketches, abandoned drawings, and unfinished cartoons that I may resuscitate.  Like this one:

Here's a somewhat appropriate birthday 'toon:

Here are some undone cartoons:

"Defiance"

You heard about that group making sweaters for penguins?  Here's a couple helping some penguins warm up, too:

 

This woman is getting mixed signals:

Preliminary drawing for a "Discipline and Desire" cartoon: 

This is the pencil version of the semi-famous Tinker Bell pic.  I don't remember if I had it up at Arild's before I did the more finished version.  Tink is less giggly here:

Warm-up type things with attitudes: 

I'm pretty sure these two haven't ever been shown.  This is Wonder Woman disciplining her young protege / sister Wonder Girl, as they looked in the comics of the mid 60's.  I never chose to go back and fix the perceived problems here, but I like the attitudes:  WW's matronly demeanor, and WG's  squirming protest.  The shape of her bottom and legs I like, too.

Later, I decided maybe Wonder Girl would like a turn:

Speaking of sisterly spanking, the one below is the THE oldest WolfieToon I have.  In fact, my nosey young teenage son had found it and demanded later (trying to get my goat) "Dad, what's wrong with you, drawing little girls spanking each other?!"  I was embarrassed at the time, but I still declined to mention his own oddities.  Heh heh.

And here is the SECOND oldest cartoon in my collection.  Yes, these are fairly ugly, but they were done quickly and for no one but me at the time.  

Now the THIRD oldest cartoon.  I apologize to those of you for whom F/f spanking has no appeal, but you know, I don't have a problem with it myself, says he grinning wolfishly. 

This 'toon is from Arild's.  I sought to evoke the feeling of those fabled days of the early 70's when I began to have a persistent if not constant... awareness.  Sara Cherilyn gets her first spanking:  

Speaking of Arild's and superheroes, here's a spot of color amid the gray:  a scene in which mild mannered Springrose dashed into a nearby phone booth* to emerge as Superspringie, only to fall prey to the evil Blitzerwolf!  Believe it or not, I had a Fairly Vanilla Friend who saw this and remarked, 'Wow, THAT doesn't look like fun!  That looks like it HURTS!!" : 

(*You Younger Crowd who have never heard of a "phone booth" will just have to Yahoo it.)

A huge thank-you to all of you who have taken the time to read, to comment, to check out "Discipline and Desire" and the Lulu books!  To make hearts and bottoms warm is my joy!

Is This The Eternal Struggle?

Well, no, it isn't.  It's detail from the new WolfieToon at this week's Discipline and Desire" update!

I think you should treat yourself to the magical opening chapter of Robin Smith's  "Hopler's Happy Toads" -- I love seeing a bastard get his!-- and then nicker and snicker out west where milking a cow is only the first surprise awaiting a city gal in April Hill's "Borrowed Bride!"

You can also see the excerpts from the five new stories-- including two holiday-themed tales-- or if you're a "D&D" member, you get the whole shebang!

I used to go with a shebang.  Holey socks!

Hey, Good Lookin', Whatcha Got Cookin'?

Happy Turkey Day!!

It's "Sting Along With Mitch!"

Those of you in my demographic group might snicker at that title-- or not-- and you youngsters, never mind, go with it and join us singing!  Just follow the bouncing bottom!

We gather together to see Wolfie spankings,

to grin and to giggle at erotic play!

All of our  Imps are now no longer cranky,

with their pink bottoms glowing on Spanksgiving Day!

This week's "Discipline and Desire" update includes two appropriate holiday offerings among the five new members' stories-- salacious snippets of which are under the, if I do say so myself, adorable WolfieToon-- and there are two entire and entirely free chapters of "D&D" E-books to whet your appetite!

You'll like Jack and Trudy, and their preparations for "A Thanksgiving Wedding," by Kristin York!  

You can't judge a book by its cover, I hear, but I was surprised and intrigued at how April Hill begins "How Does Your Garden Grow?"

See ya later, gators!

Overbarrel Guest Post: Springrose's Birthday!!

Happiest of birthdays to my dearest friend and companion, the lovely Springrose (the only one who knows to whom the voice of the invisible Shadow belongs.)

("What??"  "Ignore it, that's one of Wolfie's non sequiturs."  "Okay... what??")

As always, Phil "Overbarrel" has produced a Minor Epic in her honor, so come with us now to those thrilling days of yesteryear as the Lone Ranger Rides Again!!

(By the way, it's probably best to click on each pic-- or right click and "open in a new tab"--  for the bigger version and more legible lettering!!) 

Hey, good to know Ol' Kemo Sabe is still fast on the straw, eh?  Well, hopefully, not too fast... 

For more Overbarrel Goodies, you can peek at THIS PREVIOUS POST or HEAD OVER TO PHIL'S YAHOO GROUP COLLECTIONS or to THE OVERBARREL GALLERY at the Chicago Spanking Review Forum!

The Face of Doom!!

Is this the face of Doom?

Oh, no-- sorry, no, it isn't.  This is the face of Doom:

Nevertheless, that Top Fella looks a little Put Out with his situation, which might mean doom of some sort for the young women in the new WolfieToon at "Discipline and Desire" this week!

Under that, you'll see five previews of the new members' stories, which include a spankin' new spankin' author and two Thanksgiving stories.  

(Yes, you cretinous corporate clownheads,  check your calendars:  there is a whole month and another holiday after Halloween!  Stuff your Santa suits and syrupy soundtracks until the appropriate time!  Odin's Blood!)

In the two free "D&D" E-book chapters, Kit Maso begins to show you "What Friends Are For," and Nattie Jones takes you into "The Sanders Spanking Center!"

Have fun!

LURK OUT!!

Darn near missed getting to participate in "LOVE OUR LURKERS DAY," smartly begun by Bonnie!  (She still has one of the most adorable Po Po Profile Pics I've ever seen!!  So enticingly grabbable, spankable, chompable... uh,. where was I?)

Oh, yes!  Appreciative greetings to all lurking peekers!  Here are some not-too-frequently seen old WolfieToons from "Arild's Movie Spanking Yahoo Group,"  now gone from the InterWebs.

Lurk 'em over!!  

(Artie, Ar, Ar!!)

(This one is called "Mack and Beth," for no good reason at all.  Now, it would have made some sense, say if he'd been brushing up her shaked rear...Urk, sorry, Mr. Cole Porter!!)

(What do you suppose came from the young woman's temper tantrum below?  Aw, you GUESSED! )

(But, hey, look, the Machines got even!)

(This is called "Cuddly  Spanking.")

(This is the original pencil drawing... )

(And this is what came of it later... )

(Now, I don't know if he's reminding HER or HIMSELF...)

When they did "Mutiny On The Bounty" in the 30's, the one with Clark Gable and Charles Laughton, they had a scene in which young Mr. Byam threatened one of the native island girls saying, "I'll paddle your little starboard!"  

Say what??  I guess they wanted him to sound like a Sailor, but even I know that means "right side."  I betcha the original line was "I'm gonna paddle your little AFT!"  

Which would have been a lot funnier.  Damn Censors. OK, maybe it was, "I'm going to give your stern a spanking!"  I know for sure he said nothing about a poop deck, that's just wrong.  And shame on you for bringing it up.  Anyway, here are some other sea-faring types...

"Drink some port and list to the starboard!"-- Lou Costello, "Abbott and Costello Meet Captain Kidd," also with Charles Laughton.)

These are primitive and crude and almost never get out to play, the poor little deformed darlings.  Of course, they'll be all over the Web NOW!  So you Lucky Lurkers get to see where WolfieToons began.

Big deal, huh?

:-D

And thank you for lurking!!

Hmmmm...

This is quite an expressive little face, eh?

And I hope it intrigues you to click on these blue letters to see this week's update at "Discipline and Desire!"

You'll also be rewarded with sneak peaks at the new members' stories, Tara Bard's forthcoming book "Snapshots," and three full chapters from "D&D" books for free!

Love is blossoming in places near and far:

Bella Maeve takes you aboard "The Traveler"--

Katrina Devlin ushers you onto her "Houseboat" --

And Brandy Golden invites you into the casino to see why "They Called Her Bones!" 

Enjoy!

Halloween Evening: A Wolfie Poem / Pastiche

'Twas Halloween evening, a bright crescent moon, 

not a creature was stirring, they didn't have spoons. 

The cobwebs were hung on the front door to dare

all little Impsters to Trick-or-Treat there.

'Cause Wolfie was waiting, with chocolate in paw,

to capture a bunch of the girls that he saw!

In cute little costumes they pranced through the street

with bags full of mischief to blackmail for sweets!

Then from the back yard came loud giggles and chatter!

He jumped, and the candy all fell from the platter!

Away to the back door he tripped and he stumbled!

Comaneci herself never had such a tumble!

The moon and six pants (hanging out there to dry)

gave the Luster at first all 'twas out there to spy.

When, what to his wondering eyes should appear

but over the fence climbed spankable rears!

He perceived they'd been trying a Halloween prank,

to Tee-Pee his house without getting spanked!  

Alas, now their plan had gone rather lame,

so he whistled and shouted and called out their names!

"Hi, Springrose, and Larken, Hey, Kaki and Bree! 

Season and Sarah and Jules the Pixie!  

Now, Lea, Veronica, Hermione, too! 

Poppy and Bonnie and Kiwigirliegirl, you!

Erica, Libby, Brandy and Pink!

Zelle and Shewolf the Lady, I think!

To Top is a chore, if I Top you all!

But I have invited more guys to this ball!"

And then in a twinkling all the spankings began, 

though warm, rosey bottoms had not been their plan!

Wolfie drew up his paw as the cue for his crew,

and down came their hands and some implements, too!

The Imps-- how they wiggled as heinies went cherry!

Their cheeks began glowing, the Tops were all merry!

And the smackings and whackings were heard for a mile

giving those in the know lascivious smiles!

No mischief was now going to be the Imps' works,

and they called the guys "turkeys" and "meanies" and "jerks!"

So the spanking continued 'till all were quite calm

and throbbing was felt both in butts and in palms.

Wolfe doled out the treats, to his team gave a whistle,

exclaiming how pockets now seemed to have missiles!

So he lowered the lights and he locked all his doors

and he howled to the night, "That's what spankings are for!!"

Wolfie's Halloween Costume by Larken!

Hey, kids, lookit what Larken sent me!

Ewe do wooly good work, Lamb!  Shear genius!

And yet I respond with such sheep puns-- what the flock!  Very baaad, I mutton do it any more.  If I were a Switch, I could get a bleating!  Great Caesar's Goat!!

All seriousness aside, that was the best cackle of the afternoon!  Thank you very much!

Quoth the Bard, "All's wool that ends wool."