WolfieToons by Dave Wolfe

WolfieToons by Dave Wolfe

Friday, December 10, 2010

"Dollybums?!" Yep.

In this interview, both Erica Scott and Richard Windsor confessed that, as kids, they tried to understand their budding inclinations by having their dolls spank each other, or by spanking their dolls.  Well, Rich actually spanked a Teddy Bear.  (Holy A.A. Milne!)  I personally know of a fella who had Captain Action™ spank Barbie™ while G.I. Joe™ was off at the war.  This was before she met Ken™.  (By the way, the name of that fella has been withheld so that the innocent will not be found guilty.)

You say you also know of similar cases?  Well, guess what?  It's not as uncommon as you would suppose, nor is it only youngsters.  There's a Flickr group known as Dollybums.  The Web is indeed a weird and wonderous place.  Behold some examples:

I've seen a batch of Mermaid Spanking cartoons, which makes you wonder how it's accomplished, because fish generally are bereft of buttocks.  But if anyone could manage it, it would be another aquatic Creature. 

You think I'd know these characters, but I don't.  Your identifications are welcome. However, as a science fiction movie and cartoon buff I do know these two:

(And if you're unsure, that's Maria from the silent German classic "Metropolis," and Leela from Matt Groening's "Futurama!)   Here's a cousin of mine:

The next one is actually from this Wordpress blog!

I don't know about you, but I think there oughta be a "Toy Story" spin-off!

"That will be enough of that!  Come over here right now!"


  1. Hi, Dave, great to see your new blog. I read about it over at Erica's place and came right over. Good luck and much success. Will be adding you to our Blogroll as soon as I am finished with this comment. Looking forward to your artistic magic and clever wit. Or should that be clever magic and artistic wit. Nope, had it right the first time. ;)

    Never heard of Dollybums before but I like it. Thanks for sharing it with us.

  2. Wow, thank you very much, Michael! High praise indeed! I do hope to add some grins!

  3. Hi Dave,

    Congratulations on starting a blog! I love your cartoons. You're on my blogroll.

    I did the same with my dolls and teddies. Modern Barbies are lucky - mine didn't have bendable legs.


  4. Dave hello,

    Just popped over from Erica's. Great to see a new blog. Love your cartoons. Will add you to my blogroll.

    Have a great weekend.


  5. Hermione and Ronnie, thank you very much, it's an honor!

    Wow, Barbie's legs can bend now?

    Does she still have MATTEL stamped on her butt? I may have to go investigate this.

  6. Great to see a new blog :)

    It's a wonder my barbies could sit at all when I was a kid - they were often spanked... and kidnapped... and... well, they led terribly exciting and painful lives ;)

  7. I've no doubt about that at all, Em! :-D
    Bet they put any of the Bond Girls, Emma Peel, Foxy Brown and Wonder Woman to shame!

  8. you always make me laugh wolfie, so glad you made a blog, and I used to do that to, my barbies got spanked by ken all the time lol

  9. Aw, thanks, Jules, that pleases me to no end! And somehow I knew your Ken would be the luckiest Barbie spanker around! ;-D

  10. Dave--
    Your drawings are amazing and fun. I'll be adding you to my blogroll sooner rather than later over at "Spanking Minnesota".

    In the second photo--the ones you can't identify--the female in red getting spanked is a comic book character named Vampirella. I'm afraid I have no idea who the spanker is.

    Also, I seem to recall that these aren't dolls, but a model that somebody made. I could be wrong about that, though. Relying on my memory is never a good idea.....

    Dr. Ken

  11. Dr. Ken, thank you and hello!

    I'm glad you made the I-D, because that model/doll doesn't look very much like Vampirella to me at all! :-D Maybe that tell-tail costume, now that I look again.

    The spanker, I dunno, one of the Pro Wrestlers maybe, or one of the new G.I. Joe gang??