WolfieToons by Dave Wolfe
Friday, July 22, 2011
Tuesday, July 19, 2011
WHO Made the Dog MAD? (Woof! Woof! Woof-woof!)
(Isn't Kaki cute when she impatiently stamps her foot? But she's right, this entry is overdue-- I'm running behind like a pimp!)
The puzzle in this pic is who pissed off the pooch?
Could it have anything to do with these pretty purple panties?
Mmmmmmm. COULD be!
The answer is at this week's "Discipline and Desire" update, along with five snippets of fun and frolic involving happy toads, bargain shopping, wife training, civilization, and knights in white Saxon (boy that's a long way to go for pun, eh?)
Also for everyone's enjoyment, two free chapters from "Discipline and Desire" books: the first form "Pandora's Box" by Jordan Grace (sex on the beach is not just a drink) and the second tale is one of Nattie Jones' "Spanking Stories To Warm Your Bottom... and Your Heart" featuring a pair of newlyweds and One Every Morning!
Have a ball!!
The puzzle in this pic is who pissed off the pooch?
Could it have anything to do with these pretty purple panties?
Mmmmmmm. COULD be!
The answer is at this week's "Discipline and Desire" update, along with five snippets of fun and frolic involving happy toads, bargain shopping, wife training, civilization, and knights in white Saxon (boy that's a long way to go for pun, eh?)
Also for everyone's enjoyment, two free chapters from "Discipline and Desire" books: the first form "Pandora's Box" by Jordan Grace (sex on the beach is not just a drink) and the second tale is one of Nattie Jones' "Spanking Stories To Warm Your Bottom... and Your Heart" featuring a pair of newlyweds and One Every Morning!
Have a ball!!
Monday, July 11, 2011
Larken's SuperToonMan, Illustrated by Wolfie
(Stirring music with lots of drums and trumpets and even a harp!)
Faster than a speeding deadline!
More powerful than an ulterior motive!
Able to draw tall blondes with bottoms round!
Look! Look at that guy!
It's a nerd!
It's a brain!
It's SuperToonMan!!
Yes, it's SuperToonMan! A strange visitor from Pulp Fiction, who came to Cyberland with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal Toons.
SuperToonMan, who can change the course of mighty Imps, bend pencil lines with his bare hands, and, who, disguised as Dave Wolfe, mild mannered cartoonist for a great metropolitan blog, fights a never-ending battle for truth (as he sees it), justice (for Imps), and the Spanko-American way!
(The music and some cute bottoms swell!)
(Oh, and before you ask, yes, I look EXACTLY like that. Insert falling on the floor rolling around laughing Smiley Face.)
Sunday, July 10, 2011
Starry Starry Pants
This detail from the new WolfieToon at "Discipline and Desire" will remind you of that 70's song by Don McLean:
Starry starry pants,
make her buttocks bright and pink!
Look out, Mac, 'cause if you blink
she'll Imp you just because that's how she rolls!
Springrose doesn't have any... Yet.
Phil "Overbarrel" is searching Sears Catalogs
I put the dude in a purple shirt because it's Larken's favorite color, and a character she came up with will be on here soon.
While you ponder all that, check out the five intriguing snippets at this week's "Discipline and Desire" update! (The Five Intriguing Snippets were courted by the Dover Boys in the Days of Yore. And the Days of Mine, too.)
There are also two complete chapters from "D & D" books for all to enjoy this week: grins and discipline on the domestic side from "Yard Sale Junkie" by Katrina, and rollicking romp in "The Migration of Conor Boland" by Katy O'Reilly. ("Oh, really?" "No... O'Reilly.")
Enjoy!!
Sunday, July 3, 2011
Hooray For The Red, White, And Blue! And The Red!
As you see, things are really popping in this week's WolfieToon at "Discipline and Desire!"
It's a sight to make your heart swell with pride! Maybe other things are swelling, too, and that's swell!
Hope everyone is enjoying the Independence Day weekend! If you're not in the U.S.of A,. I hope you're enjoying the 4th of July weekend, too, although live fireworks might be harder to find.
Adding to the merriment are the Five Snippets at this week's "Discipline and Desire" update! (You remember the Five Snippets-- Girl Group from the 60's, lotta hits!) Naturally, most of those tales are holiday-themed, and, as if the climate isn't perspiration-inducing enough already, there are two free chapters from "D&D" books for everyone to enjoy: Dulcie Taylor's "I'll Be Stronger Tomorrow," and Jamie Phillip's "Aussie Heiress!" (And, no, I'm not making a "down under" pun, although you were expecting it of me.)
WHEEEeeeeEEeeEEEEEeeeeBOOM!
It's a sight to make your heart swell with pride! Maybe other things are swelling, too, and that's swell!
Hope everyone is enjoying the Independence Day weekend! If you're not in the U.S.of A,. I hope you're enjoying the 4th of July weekend, too, although live fireworks might be harder to find.
Adding to the merriment are the Five Snippets at this week's "Discipline and Desire" update! (You remember the Five Snippets-- Girl Group from the 60's, lotta hits!) Naturally, most of those tales are holiday-themed, and, as if the climate isn't perspiration-inducing enough already, there are two free chapters from "D&D" books for everyone to enjoy: Dulcie Taylor's "I'll Be Stronger Tomorrow," and Jamie Phillip's "Aussie Heiress!" (And, no, I'm not making a "down under" pun, although you were expecting it of me.)
WHEEEeeeeEEeeEEEEEeeeeBOOM!
Monday, June 27, 2011
Inside Joke!
Those of you who've been around the Blogosphere this past week will know why this kitty looks so sly
and you will also find the title of this week's WolfieToon at "Discipline and Desire" very familiar!
There are, as always, not-to-be-missed snippets of the five spankin' new, hot stories for D&D members, including more Fourth of July tales!
And, maybe best of all, the two free chapters for everyone to read are from a couple of my favorite "D&D" books: April Hill's thriller, "How Does Your Garden Grow?" and from Michelle Carlyle's "Bad Girls III," Calamity Clarissa heads for certain calamity, if you know what I mean, and I think you do!
Enjoy!!
and you will also find the title of this week's WolfieToon at "Discipline and Desire" very familiar!
There are, as always, not-to-be-missed snippets of the five spankin' new, hot stories for D&D members, including more Fourth of July tales!
And, maybe best of all, the two free chapters for everyone to read are from a couple of my favorite "D&D" books: April Hill's thriller, "How Does Your Garden Grow?" and from Michelle Carlyle's "Bad Girls III," Calamity Clarissa heads for certain calamity, if you know what I mean, and I think you do!
Enjoy!!
Tuesday, June 21, 2011
Petunia Pig Gets Whacked!
Talking about Bob Clampett in the previous post, "Time For Beany," made me remember one of his most famous Warner Brothers cartoons, "Porky In Wackyland!" (You can click that YouTube link if you've never seen it, or want to again!) He goes to Wackyland in search of the Last DoDo!
So, the Wolfie Mind being what it is, I thought, "Hm, Porky's girlfriend Petunia should get whacky, too!" And behold, here is a companion piece for the Daisy Duck Paddling WolfieToon.
I could say "He's really bacon those hams!" But, no-- one has to know when to curly-tail the puns.
So, the Wolfie Mind being what it is, I thought, "Hm, Porky's girlfriend Petunia should get whacky, too!" And behold, here is a companion piece for the Daisy Duck Paddling WolfieToon.
I could say "He's really bacon those hams!" But, no-- one has to know when to curly-tail the puns.
Monday, June 20, 2011
Time For Beany! (Off Topic-- Pretty Much)
If you're disappointed that this entry doesn't have anything (much) to do with spanking, you can blame Larken, and take her right over your lap!
For 'twas she who put me in mind of Cecil the Sea-Sick Sea-Serpent at this earlier post, and I thought perhaps you'd like to chillax after a hard Monday with a cold beverage and some chuckles, found at the YouTube link below.
"Time For Beany!" was a brilliant, Emmy-winning "kids' show" on KTLA, Los Angeles in the late 50's. Its fans included, no kidding, Harpo Marx and Albert Einstein!
It was the brainchild of Bob Clampett, animator, writer, director, and one of the several guys at Warner Brothers who developed Bugs Bunny!
His star performers were Daws Butler and Stan Freberg!
You may not recognize Daws' name, but you've enjoyed his performances thousands of times; he was the actor who voiced countless cartoon creations, especially at Hanna Barbera. His characters included Yogi Bear, Huckleberry Hound, Cap'n Crunch, Quick Draw Magraw, Elroy Jetson, Aesops's son on the "Bullwinkle" show, Various Bad Guys, and Three Gazillion more. Note that Huckleberry Hound is pretty much the same voice Daws had used earlier for the Wolf (!!) in the MGM Droopy cartoons!
Besides voice acting, Stan Freberg is a humorist, writer of renown, and a legendary parodist. He won awards for his TV commercials and magazine ads. Enter his name in the YouTube search and enjoy!
Eventually the live puppet show ran its course, but a short time later, Beany and company reappeared in animated cartoon form.
So, here for your enjoyment is one of my faves, featuring a jungle beatnik, Go Man Van Gogh.
Click this to see "The Wild Man of Wildsville!"
(You don't have to get the topical 60's jokes to giggle, but if you do, good for you!)
Oh, here's a confession: I "borrowed" one of Bob's jokes for a Halloween WolfieToon at "Discipline and Desire!" At the end of one of the Beany and Cecil cartoons (as I recall from childhood) the Mad Doctor who owns a haunted castle our heroes had gone into spanks the Invisible Man for creating havoc. Invisible Man is only wearing his hat, sunglasses, gloves and boots. I changed that to the Invisible Woman, with her skirt up over her invisible behind. :-D Now, I might be mis-remembering, and got that gag from some other show, but it does seem very Clampett!
For 'twas she who put me in mind of Cecil the Sea-Sick Sea-Serpent at this earlier post, and I thought perhaps you'd like to chillax after a hard Monday with a cold beverage and some chuckles, found at the YouTube link below.
"Time For Beany!" was a brilliant, Emmy-winning "kids' show" on KTLA, Los Angeles in the late 50's. Its fans included, no kidding, Harpo Marx and Albert Einstein!
It was the brainchild of Bob Clampett, animator, writer, director, and one of the several guys at Warner Brothers who developed Bugs Bunny!
His star performers were Daws Butler and Stan Freberg!
You may not recognize Daws' name, but you've enjoyed his performances thousands of times; he was the actor who voiced countless cartoon creations, especially at Hanna Barbera. His characters included Yogi Bear, Huckleberry Hound, Cap'n Crunch, Quick Draw Magraw, Elroy Jetson, Aesops's son on the "Bullwinkle" show, Various Bad Guys, and Three Gazillion more. Note that Huckleberry Hound is pretty much the same voice Daws had used earlier for the Wolf (!!) in the MGM Droopy cartoons!
Besides voice acting, Stan Freberg is a humorist, writer of renown, and a legendary parodist. He won awards for his TV commercials and magazine ads. Enter his name in the YouTube search and enjoy!
Eventually the live puppet show ran its course, but a short time later, Beany and company reappeared in animated cartoon form.
So, here for your enjoyment is one of my faves, featuring a jungle beatnik, Go Man Van Gogh.
Click this to see "The Wild Man of Wildsville!"
(You don't have to get the topical 60's jokes to giggle, but if you do, good for you!)
Oh, here's a confession: I "borrowed" one of Bob's jokes for a Halloween WolfieToon at "Discipline and Desire!" At the end of one of the Beany and Cecil cartoons (as I recall from childhood) the Mad Doctor who owns a haunted castle our heroes had gone into spanks the Invisible Man for creating havoc. Invisible Man is only wearing his hat, sunglasses, gloves and boots. I changed that to the Invisible Woman, with her skirt up over her invisible behind. :-D Now, I might be mis-remembering, and got that gag from some other show, but it does seem very Clampett!
A Bear Behind In His Work (Speaking of Funny Animals)
Mitch of "All Things Spanking" is featuring an odd cartoon he found floating around the Interwebs!
He wanted to know if it was one of mine, because somewhere along the line some chump had cut off the signature and such. Well, shore 'nuff, it's a "Discipline and Desire" WolfieToon from 2006, one of the very few I've colored on the page, with pencil, instead of using the computer.
I think it fits in nicely with this entry featuring Tom Cat and Minerva Mink, and this one with Daisy Duck getting her feathery fanny paddled!
Enjoy-- and thanks, Mitch!
He wanted to know if it was one of mine, because somewhere along the line some chump had cut off the signature and such. Well, shore 'nuff, it's a "Discipline and Desire" WolfieToon from 2006, one of the very few I've colored on the page, with pencil, instead of using the computer.
I think it fits in nicely with this entry featuring Tom Cat and Minerva Mink, and this one with Daisy Duck getting her feathery fanny paddled!
Enjoy-- and thanks, Mitch!
Sunday, June 19, 2011
Happy Summer!
That may seem an odd greeting when it's already been hotter than several bottoms I could mention, but the first "official" day of Summer is this Tuesday, June 21st! Could that be why this plastic seahorse, or plastic sea-serpent, or plastic sea-thingy, is so dang happy?
You'll have to take a gander at this week's update at "Discipline and Desire" to sea! Er, to see! And while you're over there, check out the previews of the five new enticingly erotic stories for members, including our first Fourth of July sparkler, and everyone gets to enjoy a couple of full chapters from the "Discipline and Desire" books "Healing In Time" by Katrina and "The Eight Wisdoms" by Oona West.
To continue the celebration, here's a "Discipline and Desire" cartoon from two summers ago:
Stay cool, cats!
You'll have to take a gander at this week's update at "Discipline and Desire" to sea! Er, to see! And while you're over there, check out the previews of the five new enticingly erotic stories for members, including our first Fourth of July sparkler, and everyone gets to enjoy a couple of full chapters from the "Discipline and Desire" books "Healing In Time" by Katrina and "The Eight Wisdoms" by Oona West.
To continue the celebration, here's a "Discipline and Desire" cartoon from two summers ago:
Stay cool, cats!
Wednesday, June 15, 2011
Ah, the little minks! (More cartoon cuties)
This is Minerva Mink.
More about her presently. My previous post with Daisy Duck started me thinking about anthropomorphic cartoon cuties.
Over at Chicago Spanking Review, my buddy Web-Ed has been going through seventy-three years' worth of four-color newsprint in an attempt to find any comic book spanking of interest. Lo and behold, I discovered a rare one for him on the blog "Stanley Stories," devoted to cartoonist John Stanley, who did a fine flurry of furry friends and cartoon kids back in the day.
Here are the last six panels of a 'Tom and Jerry" story; Tom has donned a Genie Outfit, turban and all, to supply every wish for his girlfriend kitty's birthday. However, she and a rival tomcat give him six kinds of grief until he goes nuts, throwing the other guy out, and then--
I daresay you've seen videos with less plot and emotional development. Toots' reaction proves she is One of Us! (Gooble, Gobble!)
One of the commentators told blogger Frank M. Young that piece would attract all kinds of Web Pervs. Frank replied with a virtual grin that he was "happy to share the pervy goodness!" I think I should make that my motto here!
Web-Ed enjoyed this find a lot, adding it to his list, but lamented that Funny Animal Spankings have a low to non-existent erotic content. I think that might depend upon the Funny Animal. Which brings us back to Minerva Mink.
She was one of the characters in the Warner Brothers cartoon show "Animaniacs!" (If you never saw "Animaniacs," I recommend you sample it on YouTube, rent or buy it. It's very well done on all levels, by the entire team, and is freakin' hilarious!)
Minerva causes a big stir amongst the male denizens in the woods:
But what's delightfully original is when Minerva's own libido kicks in.
My favorite gag is her bouncing in a circle around the Hunky Mink, making Valentine Hearts with her butt:
She also explodes and melts into a puddle of, as Devlin or Erica might say, Minky Girl Goo.
Aside from being just plain giggle-inducing, the subtle point here is that Eros makes fools of us all, and Sex is pretty dang funny.
So I'll be on the lookout for other spanking cartoons, possibly with Minerva--
or maybe Lola, the bunny who showed up in the movie "Space Jam"
or any others, because they could indeed have a bit of humorous eroticism.
Mind you, there are people who take that a lot further than I would...
...but, hey, variety makes the world go 'round, my little chickadee!
(Here's Minerva and the Werewolf!)
More about her presently. My previous post with Daisy Duck started me thinking about anthropomorphic cartoon cuties.
Over at Chicago Spanking Review, my buddy Web-Ed has been going through seventy-three years' worth of four-color newsprint in an attempt to find any comic book spanking of interest. Lo and behold, I discovered a rare one for him on the blog "Stanley Stories," devoted to cartoonist John Stanley, who did a fine flurry of furry friends and cartoon kids back in the day.
Here are the last six panels of a 'Tom and Jerry" story; Tom has donned a Genie Outfit, turban and all, to supply every wish for his girlfriend kitty's birthday. However, she and a rival tomcat give him six kinds of grief until he goes nuts, throwing the other guy out, and then--
I daresay you've seen videos with less plot and emotional development. Toots' reaction proves she is One of Us! (Gooble, Gobble!)
One of the commentators told blogger Frank M. Young that piece would attract all kinds of Web Pervs. Frank replied with a virtual grin that he was "happy to share the pervy goodness!" I think I should make that my motto here!
Web-Ed enjoyed this find a lot, adding it to his list, but lamented that Funny Animal Spankings have a low to non-existent erotic content. I think that might depend upon the Funny Animal. Which brings us back to Minerva Mink.
She was one of the characters in the Warner Brothers cartoon show "Animaniacs!" (If you never saw "Animaniacs," I recommend you sample it on YouTube, rent or buy it. It's very well done on all levels, by the entire team, and is freakin' hilarious!)
Minerva causes a big stir amongst the male denizens in the woods:
My favorite gag is her bouncing in a circle around the Hunky Mink, making Valentine Hearts with her butt:
She also explodes and melts into a puddle of, as Devlin or Erica might say, Minky Girl Goo.
Aside from being just plain giggle-inducing, the subtle point here is that Eros makes fools of us all, and Sex is pretty dang funny.
So I'll be on the lookout for other spanking cartoons, possibly with Minerva--
or maybe Lola, the bunny who showed up in the movie "Space Jam"
or any others, because they could indeed have a bit of humorous eroticism.
Mind you, there are people who take that a lot further than I would...
...but, hey, variety makes the world go 'round, my little chickadee!
(Here's Minerva and the Werewolf!)
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